Dave's not here, man!

"Bondi: What about the fires in California? Are the riots in LA serious?"

Here's a plane ticket, go see for yourself. Post video (with you in it) of where you are and how bad it is.

Hey hey! Welcome!

In a frog suit.

What the media should be asking *every single Republican*
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Well played:)

Sarcasm is harder to detect via just text.

Only *their* definition of it, which isn't tethered to reality.

It was crazy!

Analysis: Why Trump’s troop deployments to US cities are such a big deal Concerns rise as discussions about deploying American troops on domestic streets echo historical fears of liberty under threat.

Concerns rise as discussions about deploying American troops on domestic streets echo historical fears of liberty under threat.

Ordering state police to have a confrontation with federal agents or the military — while it might “feel” satisfying to some — is a recipe for disaster, one in which someone will get hurt, and provide the exact pretext they are looking for to…do something worse. Pritzker is right here, sorry

Yeah. The ALT text is right but the screenshot itself has it wrong.

For the humor factor though those are trivial. :)

I love how weird Portland is - the people dressed up as clowns and in the frog suits, lol.

Pictured are a few people holding makeshift fishing poles with doughnuts as bait facing Portland police officers standing in front of them. A line of bicycles is between the groups.

Keeping Portland weird.

Can the lawsuit just say "See Oregon v. DoJ from yesterday"?

Same!

Geeksoutfit Level Up Your Wardrobe Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity.

No lie detected.

Damn!

Yikes! Wait...you mean someone was taking you and this wasn't a "how did I get here?" Came out of a fog thing, right?

Toby Keith was right. "You're not as good as you once were, but you're as good once as you ever were".

You're still good at that one thing. Once. Then you need ibuprofen, ice bath and maybe a visit to urgent care.

Classic.

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"Look man, these humans aren't anything like the ones I encountered in GTA, they're like.....REAL"

"Trump asks Ukraine for troops in trade for MLRS, says they'll get a 1500% discount".

Time to mask up and leave my phone at home when I protest these assholes.

To be clear they need to hear it because of Stephen Miller accusations ...didn't mean to make it sound like the judge ruled that way *because* of the tweet.

"Stephen Miller @StephenM • Follow Legal insurrection. The President is the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces, not an Oregon judge. Portland and Oregon law enforcement, at the direction of local leaders, have refused to aid ICE officers facing relentless terrorist assault and threats to life. (There are more Show more Joyce Alene & @JoyceWhiteVance • 2 1/ Judge Immergut just granted a restraining order that prevents Trump's mobilization of the Oregon National Guard in Oregon"

We could, except MAGA needs to hear a Trump appointed judge is ruling against them because of tweets like this.

"Can we just leave blanks for the other states he'll eventually ask?"

Did the Bills say it was amateur night and the first 50 random people that showed up get to play?

This war zone cannot be survived, I mean, look!

Me on every FB post which now only happen if I am feeling too good on a particular day.

5/ Here are some of the credible LOCAL sources to follow on the ICE in Chicago story.

(this is a list in progress so please send me more suggestions & note that some of the reporters/ news outlets covering this story are not on bluesky.)

bsky.app/profile/did:...

This is mine as well. She was down big numbers in blue and red states alike.