Skilliam

It never occurred to me she knew how to use a computer.

You, me, and that dude over there

Oh, #kristinoem, stop being such a #disappointment to #bothsidesoftheaisle and at least pick up a #dictionary to describe accurately how you’re #violating #constitutional rights. You’d think with all that memorizing you did to #filibuster responses, you could have memorized #habeascorpus

@repjasmine.bsky.social @repstansbury.bsky.social @repcasar.bsky.social ask the #GOP “stay seated if you condone President #Trump ‘s antisemitic statements.” “Don’t raise your hand if you support the deporting American children with cancer.” Phrase it that way. Use their #laziness against them.

Can we watch you spray it all over someone’s hole?

Take a cheap shot and ask them about women’s right to vote and see if they speak up. Or heck, men’s right to vote. 1 memecoin says they still won’t.

Just because you’re related by blood does not mean you are entitled to my time.

Yay!

Aw, if only the avocado one was sold out— then we could all finally buy houses by being forced to save 🙄

When and where can I come over?

Greg, you’re amazing. Please keep going!!! Gloves off, keep looking for ways to hurt their individual bank accounts. It’s the only language they speak (not that the grifter in chief isn’t doing enough crashing the markets himself)

I want it so bad. I don’t want the dems to keep waiting for whatever first stone they’re waiting for—the first stones have already been thrown

There are some republican reps that need to be dragged into the street in front of a crowd. They are so shameful

Hah! Take that #Trump! Yay #Maine! As a more #conservative #progressive, I am a tad #conflicted on the #trans #athletes #debate; but, after that #unprofessional #shitshow where Trump called out #JanetMills and #threat ened her State’s #funding, I’m enjoying another #administration #defeat. #suckit

I’m glad #Trump saved a quarter billion lives through #DOJ #fentanyl seizures. I’m equally glad that #pambondi isn’t in charge of #mathing anything. What a #moron.

Oh my god yes please.

Grab that mirror Mr Vance. Grab that mirror

How does one get to #testify in front of the #HouseOversightCommittee? I’d like the #opportunity to tell #NancyMace what an #awful, #uninformed person she is. She hosted a #townhall, camera not on like a #coward, and then predictably ripped into an #attendee. #GOP #useless #cultist #extremist #ugly

I wonder if #political #youtubers could come up with #titles if they couldn’t use the words #humiliate #brutal #destroy and #takedown. Get #creative. Also, I’d be remiss if I didn’t say it again: #elonmusk, stop being a #littlebitch and say your #vile #nazi #bullshit on tv and stop #hiding on #x

May I suggest someone in #congress bring a #whoopiecushion or a #fartmachine in… to mix it up. And to use during the Republicans’ dumb statements. It’s yet another way to get people to laugh in their faces. @repstansbury.bsky.social @repcasar.bsky.social @repjasmine.bsky.social @slotkin.senate.gov

I wouldn’t be surprised. I just meant that it’s so ridiculous that even a comedian couldn’t conceive of it as an absurd joke about the ineptitude of these people. But here they are, giving jaw-dropping performances left and right, leaving little to the imagination

Should everyone go in #signal and start asking our #failure of a #military leadership group questions about the next #operation? They might answer 🤪 SNL couldn’t write a better sketch. Pete Hegseth needs to get a job he can do.

I wonder how many times I have to call #nancymace a #seeyounexttuesdsy before she finally hears me. I should probably just phone her office

How many times can one call the #President a #pieceofshit before getting #arrested. Asking for a #friend.

Why does Mike Johnson have such a #punchableface ? I can’t put my finger on it, but my fist wants me to go to #DC

Me next

I’m just curious what #Trump is going to be thinking when he realizes he’s being #bentover the #negotiation table and #Putin is moving in fast #behindhim

The moment Trump realizes he’s been made Putin’s bitch is going to be delicious. Then after that… who knows what’s gonna happen 😔

I gotta say, if #Trump is going to get interrupted during an interview in the #ovaloffice by the #FrenchPresident and #BritishPrimeMinister, how will he fare against #Putin. #Spoileralert: he won’t. I hope his hip and knee mobility are good because he’s going to have to #bendover.

Just write the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever thought of. Maybe a “you had to be there” type joke. Or a weird dream you had. Just throw some DEI stuff in there and you’re golden 🥰