Noemi Betancourt

Noemi Betancourt

@noemib.bsky.social

Puerto Rican romance novelist born/raised in NYC and living in FL w/hubby & fur babies. Self-published with more to come. ISO literary agent and/or publisher. Check out Darkest Rendezvous and The Case of the Deadly Dressmaker on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

372 Followers 250 Following 204 Posts Joined Nov 2024
9 months ago
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a man with a beard wearing a nike hat and jacket Alt: a man with a beard wearing a nike hat and jacket

Just submitted the start of a brand new story to #Harlequin's mentorship program. I'm calling it either Underneath the Buttercup Tree or Slow Burn. Not sure which yet. Cross your fingers that I get a nibble this yearπŸ™ƒ #writingcommunity #romancenovelist #WOC #amwriting

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11 months ago
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Surviving menopause I made this comic with Pixton, a comic-making app that makes writing fun and easy for students. https://www.pixton.com/student-comic-builder

While I mostly write romance, I also like to tackle women's issues. In this case I've decided to write about my journey into and out of menopause through INTERPRETIVE DANCE! But seriously, here's a comic strip I've started about #perimenopause. #booksky #latinx #latina
share.pixton.com/rhl06mj

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1 year ago

Give the man a box of nails and he'll hammer himself into a nice big Darwin Award.

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1 year ago

Nah, everybody knows lesbians aren't real. They're just REALLY good friends.

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1 year ago

It shouldn't have to be said that if you're okay with discrimination against ANYBODY in exchange for the promise of lower grocery prices then you're on the wrong side of history.

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1 year ago
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The Case of The Deadly Dressmaker I made this comic with Pixton, a comic-making app that makes writing fun and easy for students. https://www.pixton.com/student-comic-builder

Comic strip preview of my #Fantasy #Mystery #Romance #novel, The Case of the Deadly Dressmaker
share.pixton.com/re9gxoh

#writingcommunity
#amwriting
#booksky

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1 year ago
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a black and white cartoon with the words you 're not a cop right at the bottom ALT: a black and white cartoon with the words you 're not a cop right at the bottom

*snort*

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1 year ago

While at the same time calling themselves Christians. These are probably the same people who think Jesus was weak. The fact that being a decent person is now political is just sad.

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1 year ago
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a woman in a red dress is sitting on a couch with a bag of chips and a picture on the wall . ALT: a woman in a red dress is sitting on a couch with a bag of chips and a picture on the wall .

Coward. Also, shame on all the people who turned a blind eye to Trump and the GOP's BS because they only cared about themselves and what they thought affected them instead of what's good for society. Now that it's coming back to bite them in the ass, NOW they're concerned.πŸ™„πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

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1 year ago

How many authors have we heard about making it big after being rejected by publishing houses over and over again? Just keep doing your thing and maybe someday it'll happen to you🀩

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1 year ago

I wonder what happened to the people who voted them down like that. Where are they now?πŸ™ƒ

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1 year ago
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The Case of The Deadly Dressmaker I made this comic with Pixton, a comic-making app that makes writing fun and easy for students. https://www.pixton.com/student-comic-builder

Trying something new: A comic strip version of my #Fantasy #Mystery #novel, The Deadly Dressmaker, featuring detective nee Fairy Godmother, Aryssa Thornhart. These are the first two chapters. I'll add more later.☺️
share.pixton.com/re9gxoh

#booksky
#authorsky
#writersky
#amwriting
#writingcommunity

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1 year ago
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a can of soda and saying but noooo ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a can of soda and saying but noooo

He could've just kept his head down, his mouth shut, and retired in peace as a hero after 9/11

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1 year ago

Exactly! All I'm seeing in the other place are ads and posts about their value meal thing meanwhile why is no one talking about this?

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1 year ago
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a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says boo this man boo . ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says boo this man boo .

🀣

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1 year ago
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a plane is pulling a banner that says yaaaaas ALT: a plane is pulling a banner that says yaaaaas

I'm starting to run out of places to advertise my books and craft businesses. Guess I'll have to go old school and start stapling fliers to telephone poles. Hmm, I wonder how much it costs to rent one of those skywriter planes?πŸ€”

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1 year ago

Yeah, that outfit sure was a... choice. Why is it the more money these AHs have the dumber they choose to look? Does money make you more tacky or just amplify it?

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1 year ago

*sigh* well, that didn't take long, did it?πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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1 year ago
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a cartoon snail with a red shell is sitting on a sidewalk . ALT: a cartoon snail with a red shell is sitting on a sidewalk .
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1 year ago
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a brown and white teddy bear hugging each other with hearts flying around them ALT: a brown and white teddy bear hugging each other with hearts flying around them

I can only imagine how horrific it is over there. I'm glad you're safe. After Helene and Milton blew through last year, we had to evacuate but was extremely lucky not to have any damage. But seeing the devastation around the community was mind blowing. The survivor's guilt afterwards was awful.

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1 year ago
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a woman wearing sunglasses stands in front of a yellow door ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses stands in front of a yellow door

They used to be until they started getting cheap with the cream. I'm sorry but that is NOT double stuffed. Screw you, Nabisco!

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1 year ago
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Are private firefighters a thing? In my life I've never heard of that. Or is that something else that's exclusive to the uber rich? Get out of the house, Scrooge.

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1 year ago

Thanks! Enjoy☺️

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1 year ago
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Amazon.com

Yes, The Deadly Dressmaker, Darkest Rendezvous and my short story, Romancing Mrs. Claus are currently available on Kindle.

www.amazon.com/Kindle-Store...

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1 year ago

Is it me or is he wearing the helmet backwards? Even AI knows he's a waste of skin.🀣

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1 year ago
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a man wearing headphones stands in front of a sign that says yes ALT: a man wearing headphones stands in front of a sign that says yes
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1 year ago
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a woman in a star wars costume with the words trust your instincts ALT: a woman in a star wars costume with the words trust your instincts

As a lapsed Catholic I say, run girl! Drop his ass now because it's just going to get worse. Want to marry him in the future? You can't do a church wedding unless you convert and get confirmed. Don't let them lock you in. You're just going to be miserable and have to leave later anyway.

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a man with a beard covered in snow ALT: a man with a beard covered in snow

Trying to snort the country like
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