coin-operated boy

haven't opened this app in a minute.

where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman.

I just need to remember and re-accept that no one actually fucks with me.

but what if I actually fall in love with someone again?

the kids have gone from arguing over who is my favorite student to arguing about me being their dad.

right? sometimes I wonder why people hold on to the label so long. like you keep going back for more so that must mean you're enjoying it, so how could you still be curious? lol

no one in particular. I just feel like I've seen some folks hold on to that label longer than they should. lol

at what point does "bi-curiosity" just become "bisexual"?

1) a kid ran past me with a gun on Thursday.
2) a kid IN MY CLASS got picked up by admin cuz he had a knife yesterday.
3) they're taking the kids' Chromebooks; I TEACH COMPUTER SCIENCE and ALL the printers need toner.

how much am I really expected to deal with all at once? 😩

a student made a bomb threat on social media yesterday and, while I didn't believe there was an actual threat, I took the day off anyway.

I've spent my entire love life having feelings for all the wrong guys.

I have a friend who is very antagonistic for no reason. at first it was funny, maybe even cute, but now it's just annoying as fuck.

maybe I'm your Mr. Right
baby, maybe I'm the one you like

I don't really want to be tasked with rebuilding society while managing my survivor's remorse.

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my 6th graders make me so mad somedays that I question what I'm even doing here but then my older kids do shit like this and remind me.

teasing your kids about going back to school as if you're ready to go back to work >>>

being 슬픈 about someone you 모른다 is nasty work.

no Wonwoo for 637 days. I am inconsolable.

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Wonwoo...

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in reality, them lil niggas were haha-ing and keke-ing about nothing so I said, "Y'all doing all this laughing but the funniest thing in here is your math grades. And I'm not even your teacher and I know that they're low."

they shut up. 😌

one day, she came back and her class was dead silent and working. she was surprised. "You had to fuss them out, didn't you?"

I was like, "Just a little."

one of my friends / coworkers is diabetic and an incident happened one day when she went to the bathroom and the teacher she asked to keep an eye on her class did not do it, so I go to watch her class at the start of my planning period so she can go to the bathroom, right?

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when you touch your dick a little too much and now you're horny so you're like, "Why not jack off??"

when I'm in basketball shorts, I'm good for just pulling my dick out the bottom of the shorts. sometimes the boxer-briefs aren't stretchy enough and I can hear the seams wripping apart.

I should probably consider going back to those. would make peeing in basketball shorts a little easier.