DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 donquiotext

So, Never

03.03.2026 07:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#IMakeThingsSimpleBy being called Simon

03.03.2026 07:05 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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#IMakeThingsSimpleBy using the right insurance

03.03.2026 07:05 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

#IMakeThingsSimpleBy always using Ocham's Razor

The Best a man can get

03.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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#IMakeThingsSimpleBy being logical

03.03.2026 07:02 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

#IMakeThingsSimpleBy being a simpleton

03.03.2026 07:01 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

#ThingsThatIUseOften my meds

02.03.2026 07:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"You boy, I've heard a Rumour that Trump invaded Iran for regime change. So that Pete Hegseth could visit and still get his favourite tipple"

02.03.2026 07:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂👇

01.03.2026 20:33 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Priceless

02.03.2026 07:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#ThingsThatIUseOften My Car

02.03.2026 07:06 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

What a load of bollox

02.03.2026 07:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#ThingsThatIUseOften Brain

02.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

#ThingsThatIUseOften my mobile phone

02.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

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#ThingsThatIUseOften Airfryer

02.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

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#ThingsThatIUseOften my Dolce Gusto

02.03.2026 07:02 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

#ThingsThatIUseOften my tablet to play hashtag games

02.03.2026 07:01 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Couldn't resist posting this

Who needs weapons to show up when Arthritis does a better job

02.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"You boy, I suppose all those tax Dodgers that moved to Dubai, Saudi, The Emirates & Qatar will try to be on the first repatriation flights back to the UK?
£10 million each to pay back"

02.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

#WhatWouldMakeMeSmileIs being free of arthritis

01.03.2026 07:05 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

#WhatWouldMakeMeSmileIs winning the lottery

01.03.2026 07:04 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

yea right

01.03.2026 07:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#WhatWouldMakeMeSmileIs Rachel and Kier resigning

01.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

#AllThatIKnowAboutScience as taught me, that Brian Cox the actor is no match for Brian Cox the scientist

28.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

#AllThatIKnowAboutScience Einstein and Carl Segan taught me

28.02.2026 07:06 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

#AllThatIKnowAboutScience masters, they used to throw board dusters at me

28.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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#AllThatIKnowAboutScience

28.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

#AllThatIKnowAboutScience fiction is In full view in my hashtags

28.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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@outlawoligarchy.bsky.social

28.02.2026 06:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#BigMealsInASongOrMovie

The full English patients breakfast

27.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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