sai lynn

The only streets I'm plowing is your mother.

Hey tiktok isn't it supposed to be the "for you" page?
Not the "it's you" page?

The fact that it's 2025 and there isn't a Pokémon farming game upsets me.

How dare Pokémon Go not let me name a rattata "RatBasturd".

I'm starting to think my Sims weddings are cursed or something cause I've had 3 sims die and now I've had the bride's parents get divorced.

I'm more of a dumbass sober than I am drunk.

The song "Take it to the Grave" by Warren Zeiders is a song I will take with me to the grave.

Got some garlic dill harvati cheese to try out and kiddo liked it so much that she grabbed the block and took a bite out of it

Pegged candy? You tell me this candy got fucked in the ass?

Nut butter? You telling me a nut nutted into this butter?

I think my love for women that look like they will murder me started when I saw Sheri Moon from House of 1000 Corpses.

So my brain has decided to loop the song "Bound For the Floor" by Local H on a loop but instead of the part where it's "And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know you're so pathetic" it has replaced the lyrics with "this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S".

My child just wished me a happy birthday. You're 5 months late but thanks kiddo.

Double exposed photograph of several bare trees, captured against the light blue and orange sunset sky. One frame was taken where trees are vertical, and another one with horizontal trees, which creates an interesting, overlapping pattern of the branches.

- different timelines -

You know you listened to "The Kill" by 30STM a lot as a teen when your cat gives you a side eye anytime the song pops up.

Colorful sunrise skies on the Atlantic Ocean in Florida. The skies subtly reflect color on the ocean.

Today’s photo is a twofer. #acoloradaypril is #orange and #sensoryart is #light
#photography #sunrise #seascape #beauty #eastcoastkin #photohour #art #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky

Photograph of one bright pink blossoming rose, captured against an urban scene. In the background are the blurry silhouettes of houses and a construction site, and on the left side is the trunk of a tree.

like an echo from the past,
I am longing for your presence.

Things my toddler was upset about: not paying the bus driver to get a bus pass because she gets on for free.

Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

"I've never meant to cause you harm."
Then why did you make it my responsibility?

It's one thing to get rope burn from a swing, it's another when you get bruises from the damn thing.

If you thought your Valentine's was rough I had to ask my friends to unbuckle me so i could pee which they didn't but their girlfriend did.
Happy Valentine's day.

According to kiddo the reason we couldn't see the moon is because it was sleeping. Also apparently the moon has eyes, nose, mouth and a big butt.

outside of America, Bigfoot is known as Big Kilometer

Hoping for less turmoil and more peace for this next year.
🙏🙏🙏

Definitely more Sunsets! 🌅
#newyear2025
#peace
#happiness
#love
#sunsets
#photography

The Lorax is the Dr. Seuss version of Ferngully.

Waterfall in Uinta Mountains Wilderness Area, UT. #hiking #photography

"All I want for Christmas is hookers and blow."
-Drag Queen Christmas 2024.

Porno theater: where you don't know if that's butter in your popcorn or something else.
"I can't believe that's not butter."

I'm sitting on a bench and there's a guy not too far from me. I ripped a big fart and an old lady walked by and smelled it and looked at the guy in disgust.
Little did she know it was little ol' me.