Cecil's Tribe of Feral Cats

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-Humps

Yeah Taco it’s the worst it’s ever been. Dad is so bad at this “solo” thing, shouldnt he be better at it by now?!

-Grey

Agreed

-Humps

Ditto

-Bren

DEAR WORLD,
MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
If you’re reading this, PLEASE let Mom know things are rough here while she’s away. Dad’s way off our schedule, there’s no snugs, no comfy blankets placed perfectly for us, even her PLANTS are suffering in her absence. We need her to come back immediately

-Cecil

100% Cat, did not care bit how hooman wants me to behave

-Humps

But of course not! Floor food is “beneath us”!

-Humps

#standards, right?! Ugh it’s the worst, Taco, when Momma is out of town

-Humps

Dad called me in, yelling something about yogurt. He had the nerve to imply I am supposed to lick it off the floor where some fell. Um, no.

-Humps

Agree

-Grey

that is excellent Catting

-The Tribe

Cecil: 0% good, whereabouts unknown

Brendalyn: 0% good, killed bird

Humps: 15% good

Grey: 50% good

We shall try harder tomorrow! With Mom gone on a trip, it’s time to ‘pull out all the stops’ and take full advantage of dad’s bad memory

-Cecil

Tried to pull a fast one on Dad and get 2nd Breakfast this morning, but he saw through our ruse. We almost had him. Tomorrow we will try harder to annoy him until he caves in

-Grey

We tried to convince Dad we hadn’t been fed yummy breakfast yet, and it almost worked since mom left early.

-Cecil

As expert-level at that aren’t I 😻

If memory serves me right, Taco you’re pretty good at it yourself 💪

-Grey

If I shenan once, I’ll shenanigan.

I better nap instead,

-Grey

That’s excellent Doggo-ing for sure. Squirrel is delicious

-Cecil

❤️❤️ love it.

However cats are not “had”, we adopt hoomans ❤️

-Cecil 🐈‍⬛

I’m come to find there is no better medicine for when the world is scary

-Cecil

But, but..?! But taco?!

-Cecil. (😹)

Aww Nuts!

-Cecil

❤️❤️ we realize now it is a super wonderful hooman person who did an amazing job

-Cecil

We hear there is a #badbunny where do we find it

-Cecil

She backs it up with hisses, snarls and murderclaws

-Cecil

Truth!

-Grey

“Very snobby”

-Grey

“The MOSTEST snobby!”

-Cecil

“Heck I just snarl and bite at her”

-Brendalyn

❤️❤️

Nuts. We’ve been looking for her for years, we saw your name “The Cat Mother”.

Thankfully we have a great hooman Mom who tolerates our shenanigans

-Cecil & Tribe

Are you our long lost bio cat mother?!?!?!

-Cecil

❤️❤️ hello and love to you both, even the Doggo. God speed and good luck with the Rabbittooos

-Cecil

It’s a good day, Taco. I’ve been outside all morning! Chilling with Mom now for a nap and scritches. How’s life? Did the weather get nice for you too?

-Cecil