Cecil's Tribe of Feral Cats

❤️❤️ the bestest!!

Alas- I, forlorn,
(In the absence of, mah mahhh)
Await her return.

-Grey
#haiku #catpoetry

…Where he belongs in the pecking order, for sure!

-Cecil

Why thank you, tis my fav thing to do

-Grey

Pfft we hunt our own

Brilliant, Taco, I couldn’t agree more

-Grey

Dad asked me if I was fixin’ to do his sales reports for him but, duh, No, that’s his job. Guess he’s gonna have to work on the couch tonight

-Grey

I has decided Dad’s chair is now mine

-Grey

Wut, were you trying to work?

-Grey

Agree. And, there shalt be no further clean dishes placed upon this tea towel perch, it’s mine

-Humps

Appreciate, no- take advantage of, yes

-Humps

Moms will never know, Dad’s oblivious

-Humps

If’n there is a soft elevated surface, I *will* test it out for naps. Mom’s not here to shoo me away, and Dad’s oblivious.

-Humps

When mom’s away, I sleep wherever TF I want to

-Humps

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The bestest beans, of course

-Grey

Mom just left - we watched in horror as she packed the car with items from the Shed. We fear she will never return,

-Cecil

“…🙄 they’re so dramatic..”
-Dad

I did, my sniffles and sneezies subsided

-Grey

Happy #Caturday my lovely frens

-Grey

Momma we heard you’re going out of town AGAIN and leaving us with dad?!

-Cecil & Humps

“WHAT?!”

-Grey

I am indeed spectacularly multicolored and magazine-worthy

-Grey

“…she’s also in a lot of trouble and, a little too full of herself”

-(her sisters)

I is!

-Grey

“…she’s also quite arrogant”

-(her sisters)

❤️ it is the BEST way to cat. We are all 4 a tribe of ferals who grew up together and eventually learned to enjoy Inside life too. Just Don’t take away our outside privileges 😼

-Grey

Most definitely am the cutest,

-Grey

I been bad

-Grey

NAME: Grey Grey
DATE: 9/19/2025
AGE: 4
SEX: FEMALE
DESCRIPTION: Grey / Dilute Tortie Shorthair w/ clipped left ear

Booked on multiple counts: A&B w/ deadly weapons (claws); Burglary (Mom’s yogurt); Unlawful Entry (Multiple); Kidnapping (Snakes, Birds); Stalking (Mom); and Indecent Exposure

You’re welcome
-Dad

Several hours later, I have not moved. In fairness tho, neither has Moms

-Grey

Thank you Ms. Beth

-Grey

I have indeed make sure to cover Momma thoroughly. She has also not been very pleased.

-Grey