Young Pete Toms

Haha yeah, but I saw Kelsey by The Pyramid that used record store / screen printing place

The subconscious is so vast it can be filled with everyone’s tweets about Frasier from 2013

Dreamt last night that they built a replica of Bergenfield, New Jersey in Glendale (called New Bergenfield) and when I went to see it, I ran into Kelsey Grammer. I asked him how the rest of the X-Men were doing and he said, “I have a lot of problems with those guys.”

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My signed copy of Pynchon’s Shadow Ticket that’s inscribed, “Like Jon Lovitz’s shadow sez, That’s the Shadow Ticket.” - Tommy Pinches

Wow.

I heard the doctors had a lot of trouble euthanizing Gavin Newsom’s hair so they just keep it sedated and it constantly wakes up and bites him.

Bug dance party

The cover of Haunted no. 3 where a titularly haunted guy is running toward the viewer saying, "Why? Why? Why? Why?" While a banner above him says, "You BETTER believe "THIS IS HOW IT IS." And there's a cemetery with a caped goblin and a ghost or something behind him.

Yet again thinking about this Ditko cover which remains maybe the most relatable piece of art I’ve ever seen.

Watched a YouTube plumbing tutorial where the dude was like “It’s imperative you turn the water off before you do this,” and I was like “That’s a funny way to say that…imperative,” and then didn’t turn the water off and sprayed myself in the face Stooges-style.

I like to eat those packaged salad kits by dumping it all in a big bowl and eating the bags filled with treats and dressing like they’re plastic pierogis.

Zach, this might be too twisted for a Sunday morning

My buddy tried to get the woke clerk working at the local Bratz store to not write Charlie Kirk’s name on a Bratz birth certificate but she did and now his soul is stuck inside a Brat. I’m outraged

Nobody has ever read one.

Spending the weekend going into stores and trying to trick the minimum wage employees into saying the name of my favorite right wing influencer, Rumpelstiltskin.

I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this in book club, but 2 separate times when I was wearing this shirt, 2 different strangers told me how much they liked it without me providing any explanation. Like I think they just liked the drawings or the concept of reading or salted meat I guess

A pic of your BlueSky friend, Pete, sitting in a car with a big beautiful insect on his lap.

Found this weird bug.

A bit that I have found everyone really likes and appreciates is that whenever someone brings up Sean Penn’s performance in One Battle After Another, you say, “Sean Penn? The guy that Yellowman wants me to call?”

I think people in general should stop letting ceos get away with talking like they’re Jedis

They should let the meg direct the next one

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I wasn’t in the gifted program at my hs but a bunch of my friends were and there was a shift in like sophomore or junior year where a bunch of them went from being into sci fi and theater to wanting to join the military

Looking at this pic feels like looking in a mirror

So good

I assume anyone who’s watching it now would watch it only for that reason and then get really disappointed that his bare ass is in only 1 of like 300 episodes

A screen grab of a disheveled Detective Andy Sipowicz in a hospital bed frowning while sticking his bottom lip out

Sipowicz says, “Sad pumpkin.”

Sipowicz’s doctor who kind of looks like a sad pumpkin but maybe slightly less than Sipowicz looks on with concern

Happy October.

They should make a sequel where he becomes mayor and is missing half of his brain

Think I could become a hyper-masculine American tough guy because I’m already on the verge of bursting into tears all the time.

Congrats, Matt. I loved seeing these paintings every day

Orson Welles needed an entire radio broadcast to do this

My third "31 horror films in 31 days" podcast series begins tomorrow. It's called 31 Murders To Midnight and is available to subscribers of the patreon. I will talk about each film (or tv show or short, sorry) for 31 minutes. There will be five weekly episodes. It's good. patreon.com/sfultra