Young Pete Toms

Because of inflation, they're feeding one trillion dollars to a fish that never lived

She's gonna win

I’ve read a lot of weird conspiracy stuff from all sides over the years, but I think this anniversary was the first time I saw people (organically?) talking about how they were big Warren Commission fans

I like to play a sort of anxiety sudoku game where I try to count how many more years everyone I know could possibly live

Udo enfermo
Udo sick in hospital
Udo sick in creek

Udo Kier in The Third Generation thinking about kidnapping Susanne's old boss, PJ Lurz.

[Man speaking German on recording] [Repeating German simultaneously]

Rip to [Man speaking German on recording]
[Repeating German simultaneously]

Anyone who isn’t a fed with even passing knowledge of the JFK assassination knows that JFK killed himself in a successful attempt to commit the perfect crime

I didn’t make a typo. Those dropped words were redacted by my government handler

Interrupting my family trying to show me calendar: Wait, I gotta hop on Bluesky real quick to give the Warren Commission the props they deserve.

I was in Korea being insincere and did a handshake deal on a contract from which there was no turning back.

Worried that my neighbors don’t own enough different types of alarms.

P sure that’s William Burroughs

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It's my turn to get surgery!
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Been getting migraines just before it starts raining recently which is hopefully enough of a mutant power that one of those sentinel robots shows up and squishes me.

Congrats, Sloane!

Danny Glover in Predator 2 giving various weather reports for Los Angeles including a new one where he says, “Damn, it’s been raining basically since we turned the clocks back which is causing me to speed run seasonal depression.”

Even if I google the name of the blog and “blogspot” it doesn’t come up (your bluesky accounts do though)

A bluesky post that I'm too lazy to cut 24 characters from that says, "I was looking up what albums came out when I was 16 so that I could participate in the meme (privately) and was reminded of listening to Liquid Swords in my friend’s basement while eating a bag of Tootsie Rolls and he kept singing along so my other friend said, “Stop rapping, I’m tired of seeing your entire Tootsie Roll.”

This phrase still pops into my head sometimes like 3 decades later.

For a while they had the Dolph poster up for the Thomas Jane movie and they catfished me with it like 3 times

Haaa

I just saw this video of DeNiro playing it

Avatar Einstein says this in the second one

Feel like fire is a boring theme for the new Avatar guys. I would’ve made them fro-yo centric.

Happy birthday!

Explaining to my enthralled zoomer coworkers that technically no voice is “originally from The Simpsons” because cartoons aren’t real

I just think people would really like it

They should put a funny character in the new Metroid.

You're gonna have to unlearn this bias if you truly want men to ever be free (to drink apple juice)