@petetoms.bsky.social
A beloved cartoonist and writer who everyone likes and no one has ever been mad at (I’m typing this hooked up to a lie detector and the polygraph guy is saying this is the most truthful BlueSky bio he’s ever seen). https://petetoms.itch.io
I guess I would say I’m fatigued by every single person with an ounce of power or platform to speak truth to power telling me that, for example, parents carrying off the shredded remains of their children in plastic bags isn’t something I need to worry about
I mean also haven’t seen a single large protest against Trump in the last year, but I’ve been lost in a Burlington Coat Factory since 2024
These kids got the shit beat out of them by nazis and the cops, got deported or kicked out of school, got arrested and sometimes charged with serious crimes, and are also somehow to blame for both the genocide that they were protesting and the democrats losing an election to a toon that no one likes
After years of research I found out that a dog licking you isn’t a sign of affection or a kiss, it’s their way of spitting on you to communicate that they find your politics repulsive.
I was nervous bc there's 4 of them in my neighborhood but I eventually found out they're all owned by the same guy and I think he works at a tesla dealership
The headphones I got to replace these just broke too, but I think I’m gonna get out of this cycle by going back to school and getting a graduate degree so that I can more easily find a job that just directly pays me in earpods.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Great Gatsby
BTW I just found out I have to pay back $2300 of health insurance subsidies which is breaking my bank account, so now's actually a great time to get stuff from my shop or commission me.
If tech guys were really geniuses they would've put a little Mentos dispenser on the side of waymos just in case European guys have to move it
Spend every waking moment being like “Why am I like this? What am I doing?” But if I spend more than 3 mins talking to either one of my parents, I’m like, “Oh yeah that’s why.”
I read an episode guide and apparently he hasn’t killed me yet.
Pixar movies are meant to be non-political children’s entertainment that simply indoctrinates your kids with the philosophy of Ayn Rand.
I have more in common with any Iranian than with any of the ghouls who have run my country my whole life
When I was like 13 I thought I invented mini comics because every punk show and open mic I went to had tables with people selling their zines and I was like “They should make these with comics in them”
I think this is true, but also there’s a billion small press and self-published prose writers who have similar communities and scenes and fests and whatever that exist in alt comics. And I’ve talked to people in those scenes that have asked me why there isn’t a self published comics scene
I knew you guys were just pretending to watch all these tv shows.
Got an ad for an episode with Denis Leary where the grunge filter is up so high that it makes Davidson and Leary’s fake teeth luminous with like an ultraviolet blue light so you can see your own reflection in them, weeping and trying to get out.
I don’t have time to watch the whole show so can someone tell me which episode of the Godzilla Apple tv show will have King Kong reaching through my screen to grab and eat me?
They should make an updated version of Welcome to the Jungle where they mention that even the store brand granola at Ralph’s costs like $8 now.
John Boorman still has time to make an Elric movie
Hello, emerging to mention to anyone who somehow primarily finds out about what I'm doing via this website that ... Matthew Thurber ep just dropped: a two hour conversation spanning 20 years of Matthew's comics. You'll like it!
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My maternal grandfather was the guy in that phone game who really has to pee but there’s a bunch of obstacles in his way. My paternal one was one of the original hungry hungry hippos but he sadly passed away from eating marbles before they really took off.
I think that's a sneaker, but they should let it say "fuck" too
I’ve been going door to door and letting my neighbors know.
I know with everything going on it’s hard to keep up with even major news so, just in case anyone hasn’t heard, they let Green Lantern say “fuck” now.
iirc Caesar got assassinated because he was knifemaxxing
Hope at least it's one of those talking trees
It’s only fair that 11 year olds are allowed to run people over too