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RIP to the GOAT. Life is smaller without you.
09.01.2026 19:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can we all just agree to ignore the Burkes by pretending they don't exist, like a stain on a sofa, or the later seasons of the Simpsons
14.03.2025 08:52 — 👍 301 🔁 25 💬 19 📌 1
PANEL 1: Moe the bartender is answering the phone. MOE: "Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking." CALLER: "Yeah, is Reese there? Last name: Sontakeep-Living" MOE: "Lemme Check." PANEL 2: The Sampson kids are on the other end of the line, having made the prank phone call. They are laughing as they listen to the receiver. MOE (over the receiver): "Listen up fellas, I'm lookin' for a Reese Sontakeep-Living over here!" PANEL 3: Moe's Tavern again, the various barflies have heard Moe's plea. BARN: "Love, Moe. Only ever love." PANEL 4: These words have touched Moe whose lip begins to tremble. MOE: "Christ, Barn, but my life is so empty, so lonely." BARN: "It's true: Love is not enough to save us from death. But even the smallest kindness will ease our journey there." PANEL 5: The Sampson kids are now befuddled by the response from the other end of the line to their prank phone call. MOE (over the receiver): "Looks like yer buddy Reese ain't here, but I hope ya find him. And when ya do, tell him how much he means to ya..."
looking for a friend
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