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@lightwaves9.bsky.social

Pup, 5'6, gay, 33, aspiring bodybuilder and avid MMORPG player, currently loving GW2 and wow. Always flirting with playing ff11 again

2,402 Followers  |  372 Following  |  1,491 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  1.6634

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Everyone: Wow, the mage tower is so easy now!

Me: *watches in horror as Jarod Shadowsong gets one-shot by a mechanic I do not understand*

*I am ejected from the floating platform as Velen weeps*

27.01.2026 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Use me

26.01.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had another shake chugging session at the request of a patron. He wanted to see how much it turns me on bloating my belly with mass gainer shakes. I donโ€™t think he was ready to see just how much I enjoy the feeling of growing

26.01.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All of them enjoy the cruelty.
For God's sake the woman in charge of homeland security bragged about shooting an 11 month old dog because it wasn't sufficiently obedient enough. Her department now does the same to human beings. You couldn't write this, it would be too on the nose if you pitched it.

26.01.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My jaw dropped and had not gone back up

26.01.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look so amazing, I can only dream of being that jacked

26.01.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A reminder to the news media: โ€œconflicting accountsโ€ is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46817    ๐Ÿ” 14059    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 519    ๐Ÿ“Œ 601
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ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.

25.01.2026 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11104    ๐Ÿ” 3223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

25.01.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7488    ๐Ÿ” 1326    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

This is sending me.

25.01.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 731    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Why is week so long but weekend so short??

25.01.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RUDE

22.01.2026 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me and you

22.01.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

miss you, big guy

21.01.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

21.01.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mamdani: I am in support of abolishing ICEโ€ฆ I'm tired of waking up every day and seeing a new image of someone being dragged out of a car, dragged out of their home, dragged out of their life.

20.01.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27175    ๐Ÿ” 6075    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 389    ๐Ÿ“Œ 435

ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when theyโ€™re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. Itโ€™s like their kryptonite.

17.01.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9394    ๐Ÿ” 1541    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 226    ๐Ÿ“Œ 319

Goals

17.01.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿด

16.01.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 222    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Fuuuuuuuck me

16.01.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I knew, Iโ€™m so envious of guys that do

16.01.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another video, this time I had such a hot role play season with a friend of mine I just had to bust a nut after. Hope you boys enjoy

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16.01.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OTP is an acronym for "on the phone" at work but when people say they're talking to client OTP I'm just like "WHO SHOULD I SHIP???"

16.01.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just these, but you can see the dps long range holy priest as an option in this list too

15.01.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I pushed hard in that survey for holy dps caster Priest. Dream spec

15.01.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

goals

15.01.2026 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey, I know I havenโ€™t been posting much on my OF due to personal hurdles but it looks like we are getting to the light at the end of the tunnel. Enjoy me indulging my muscle gainer fetish and shooting a load to my muscles and bloated belly after chugging a shake

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15.01.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In case you havenโ€™t seen in my other socials, hereโ€™s me pushing 280 on chest press the other day. Iโ€™ll eek out more reps next week

15.01.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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