Cortana 👻

Cortana 👻

@cortanav.bsky.social

“A goth Slut!” - Trixie Mattel Dachshund Maven. Bearded Lady. Retired Cowgirl. she/her UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX. Seattle — Duwamish Territory bento.me/cortanav

4,391 Followers 1,168 Following 5,618 Posts Joined May 2023
4 hours ago
Big dark colored dog on an orange leash in a snowy street

Doggo snow day 4tw

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Loaf on the improvised Dog Ramp in the Dog Yard. He’s got a cute smile and he’s covered in snow.

It’s snowing.

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5 hours ago

It’s the size of her head. ;-;

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1 day ago
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We went to the dog store. She chose a new bed for lounging in the living room.

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A curated collection of Libby photos

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1 day ago

I need to remedy this

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1 day ago

🧁 you can also contribute to Libby’s medical expenses.

She gets physical therapy for her lower body as she recovers from IVDD, and takes long-ish term antibiotics to fight UTIs which come from partial immobility.

Venmo: @CortanaV
Cash App: $cortanav
PayPal: @Josephine-Carpenter

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Today is Libby’s 7th birthday!

🎉 Give to mutual aid in her name.
🎂 Bless every dog you see today.
✨ Donate or volunteer at your local shelters.

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1 day ago

Thank you! I definitely will try your rednote method, too. I wanna impress my friend’s family members next time we go to Taipei together.

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1 day ago

What are you using to study? I’ve been struggling.

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1 day ago

I hate it here.

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1 day ago
"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

This is a deranged thing to say to someone wtf. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/ov...

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1 day ago

These have to be bots, right?

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1 day ago

on the bright side i can't imagine losing a democratic primary against ilhan omar as an ICE lawyer is much work at all

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2 days ago
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references 

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

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1 day ago

EVERYONE BUY THIS BOOOK <yodelling yell>

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1 day ago

Like I don't know what to tell you Microsoft, but nobody wants that, nobody gives a shit, because anything we'd launch WITH that gamepad mode either isn't gamepad'able (which is why we all keep wireless KB+mouse solutions near our TV PCs), or it's a game, and uh Steam Big Picture Mode exists already

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"controller-optimized experience to your Windows 11 device, letting players browse their library, launch games, use Game Bar and switch between apps"

Why does Xbox keep slamming their dick in this particular car door?

was confused enough they did it even once with XB One, but seeking it out again?

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2 days ago
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Grammarly turned me into an AI editor against my will and I hate it The company tells Platformer it will let experts opt out of the controversial feature — but how different is it than what every other AI company is doing?

Techbros are really the most parasitic, society-degrading group around

www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

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2 days ago
in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth

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3 days ago
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mentally I’m here
#leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

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2 days ago

I'm about to call and leave another message and tell him about a family I know who are being harassed and threatened by their landlord, who says he will call ICE on them if they don't pay

Does it matter that their visas are legit? Not when they racially profile you and dump you somewhere else.

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3 days ago
Heater being a perfect loaf (no feet) on my orange desk chair that she was scratched up and vomited on (it’s her favorite place bc it smells like mom)

AIPAC IS DROPPING $1 MILLION AGAINST US SO HEATER IS ASKING YOU TO JOIN OUR LIVESTREAM IN AN HOUR!!!

twitch.tv/katabughazaleh

youtube.com/@katmabu

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3 days ago

They’re too powerful.

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3 days ago

Guys is there another adderall shortage

I’m gonna lose my marbles

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3 days ago

The “AI productivity” grifters focus so much on academia (students and faculty) because it is a technology originally designed for cheating and fraud. If you never read papers or design your own studies, you aren’t a researcher. If you don’t write your own work, you aren’t a student. You’re a fake.

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4 days ago

before depp v heard im not sure i truly understood that men could carry out a vast, overt sexual harassment campaign in broad daylight and *gain* public support from it. the anti-trans wave that came after and the resulting decline in support for trans rights makes a lot more sense in light of that

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3 days ago

I bring a lovely pair of slippers with me.

Also money. I’m not that creative.

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3 days ago

Snack bed is legit.

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