it's pippins .ᐟ

Attention! breaking news!
The world is getting worse, and you are too.

⠀⠀⠀probably not.

⠀⠀⠀plus, all those lovebirds'll be off doing their own thing. we'll just be another set in the crowd!

⠀⠀⠀probably...

⠀⠀⠀y'know, hey- i was thinking about sneaking out when the boss goes for dinnertime that day.

⠀⠀⠀wanna swipe one of the celebratory champagne bottles with me and go up to the roof?

⠀⠀⠀seriously. or just as bad, those who can't spend time with the one they love for one reason or another just feel like unwanted jerks.

⠀⠀⠀can people stop talking about it?? seriously, it feels like they're rubbing it in that we don't have valentine's off.

⠀⠀⠀﹙ hands on her forehead at the bar. she's NOT risking talking. ﹚

⠀.

⠀⠀⠀when's the baby shower?? i wanna bring a cute onesie saying "ant-tiny."

⠀⠀⠀boss is pregnant again??

（What have you
　　done, you
　　　　yatzy!?）

⠀⠀⠀can someone kiss me on the head?

⠀⠀⠀i'll uhm. i'll be nice. and say something nice about you.

niel.

YAY Kishiiii, welcome back!!

⠀⠀⠀﹙ the biggest eye roll. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀he'd somehow make US the bad guys for it.

⠀⠀⠀who DOES that?! when i'm walking and can't even stop to talk, too! so 𝙞 look like the asshole!!

⠀⠀⠀he looked at me when i was walking by, clearly miserable, and asked if i was doing okay or if i wanted a drink for a mood booster.

⠀⠀⠀obviously not!! i'm on the clock! why would he TAUNT me like that?!

⠀⠀⠀ahem ahem.

* You get the feeling you’re not taking part of any prophecy anytime soon…*

#DeltaruneRP
#UndertaleRP
#MVRP

⠀⠀⠀imagine being named after des but you've got the confidence of a walnut.

⠀⠀⠀i wish 𝘪 was named after swinging a baseball bat.

⠀⠀⠀still progress!!

⠀⠀⠀y'know what?

⠀⠀⠀like a year ago you would've thought i was referring to you, so we're making progress!

⠀⠀⠀no, i mean ramb.

⠀⠀⠀it wants my liquids

⠀⠀⠀i wish i had real liquids! talk about the dream life!!

WOW!!! I can't believe this ORANGE-inal flavor!! WHAT!? You say it contains 10% REAL "liquids!?" Talk about ALL NATURAL!!

niel.

YEAHHH Evil womennn... god

You should-! Honestly I think they deserve way more attention than they get, especially considering how intrinsically important they are to TV World as well...
Even if you don't keep up the profile, trying doesn't hurt :D

niel.

Please take your time, as much as you need. Don't exhaust yourself for the sake of replies- I hope you can get a rest and a break when you can

niel.

Dude no I feel you
I had an acc for Commander Jupiter with a trio of friends and that was the only thing keeping me from making the other two

🤝the pull of Mike

⠀⠀⠀what do you think??

⠀⠀⠀dude did you see that. that there. that weird thing. you know what i'm talking about.

⠀⠀⠀why's it here?? why doesn't it just spontaneously explode or something?

⠀⠀⠀woof woof.