Ferris: The New Year baby

digital cartoon of a gray mouse and a slightly smaller brown mouse, each with a flushed face. the gray one is saying "we'll be down here squirming and squeaking ok" and the brown one says "sqk". the background is white

forgettable girls

wind whistler and the basketball game

comic I made for @mellodillo.bsky.social's pony comics zine this past summer

took me 6 hrs just cuz the peak continued getting higher.. but, i did a picnic with such good view at the end!

the pic 4 feat. @e-zoid.bsky.social thx

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Illustration of an intentionally crudely drawn Godzilla-adjacent kaiju with a cityscape backdrop inside a circular frame. Text curves around the circle’s edge and reads “might do a little stomp as a treat”

Enjoy The Little Things is now available in my Redbubble shop along with the other two Motivational Kaiju designs and as luck would have it there’s a sale on with up to 40% off*!

*shirts are 20-25% off
www.redbubble.com/people/docha...

I love how many games I can play a sword guy voiced by Kazuya Nakai

I hope there are more soon

Sweeperwoman and Valveman were my picks I'm so glad they won

Megaman robo maids. Bless

Down!

Quiet!

He likes it

Standard protocol

Cities are my favorite place to visit. So many snacks packed so densely, waiting to be snapped up! A few hundred should be perfect for dinner~

🎨: @sizebat.bsky.social

also I wish I was doing this to you instead :(

As I dig my hands into the carcass of this costco rotisserie chicken, fishing for bones, I finally understand how white people from the burbs with soft hands can delude themselves into thinking they're some sort of alpha male hunter

Finally, properly training this unruly mutt

You're welcome.

Going to be a great wingman for you.

I'll shrink both you and your crush and trap you both in my armpit until you two fuck

Giant Dinosaur milf that says "goodness cretaceous" after accidentally crushing your car

Thank you for your speck sized service

My macro growth drive, except I only grow on the x axis

Rescued by a group of careless adventurers and now tumbling about in their packs, and running for your life every time they make camp

and by stop I mean stop moving.

Beats you with a broom until you stop

my husband likes to make fun of me for not finishing bg3 by imitating the characters' voices going "we miss you mae pleeease come play with us we're so sad without you 🥺 did you forget us 🥺" and I don't have it in me to tell him that this too gives me size thoughts

a macro doing a march or something idk

🎨 @beherit.bsky.social

“You know you’re a plugger if your joints make more noise than a toppled tower”

Micros expect to have their problems taken seriously when this is all it takes to kill them.

HR needs to just go ahead and approve us putting out mouse traps already.

When I remove my clown gf's bra for the 20th time only to reveal yet another even smaller bra

Fella and Lee running for their lives is foreplay. they fuck crazy style after this