Ferris: The New Year baby

Ferris: The New Year baby

@theferris.bsky.social

A very large '??????' entity| Genderfluid | 30 something Professional Cryptozoologist | NSFW POSTING TURN BACK YE WHO ENTER HERE

544 Followers 346 Following 1,673 Posts Joined Dec 2024
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6 hours ago

What a thrill....

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7 hours ago

Never posted the next bit-
You're stupid dumb and tiny, and I'm looking down at you like you're stupid dumb and tiny.

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15 hours ago
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Want to dress pretty
Want to feel pretty

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16 hours ago
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Tossed away

Inspo - bsky.app/profile/mast...

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8 hours ago
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tem push

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9 hours ago

Oh what a beautiful voice!

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9 hours ago

Always make the setting first and host the port within

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10 hours ago

went to bussees on accident

but I did get some jerky and the big bbq bussee sandwich

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13 hours ago

Gonna need to get conscience chemo so I stop busting nuts to killing micros...

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13 hours ago

"As someone who Is still caught in its grip" πŸ’€

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1 year ago
a small, black dog with fur so long that it obscures the majority of its body parts, leaving only a stubby white snout with a black nose sticking out. The snout and fur gives it the appearance of being a circular black cloud with a single eye in the center.

Kirby: Yesterday was such a great day in Kirby's Dream Land. I Hope today will be a great day in Kirby's Dream Land, Too!

The insidious Dark Matter:

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1 day ago
Meme.

A Sailor Moon type anime girl in a giant shopping cart. Text reads "If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't"

Weiter sagen!

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2 days ago
i asked: describe peak yaoi 
they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

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5 months ago
A low angle view upwards of a biggified Shavri desperately trying to avoid trampling on the residents of Ala Mhigo.

Navigating the streets when Super Sized can be...tricky. (No one was injured in the making of this scene πŸ˜‚) #shavshots

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19 hours ago
A very gigantic Shavri seen from a low angle with a blue sky behind her. Her hand is stretched out and taking up the lower half of the picture. On the tips of two of her fingers are a couple of low level bandit NPCs, one staring up at her, the other struggling to stay on her fingertip. Next to Shavri's head is the (made-up) status of "GIGANTIC".

...Excuse me, that is not a valid status effect (RIP bandits).😱 #shavshots

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18 hours ago

come out I'm making french toast...

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18 hours ago

Sound of Ferris finally getting out of bed

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1 day ago
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18 hours ago

I made too many jokes about calling this fetish gargamel play

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1 day ago
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Come check out the brand new Clowns In Animal Crossing video! (featuring my clown island tour!!)

youtu.be/WKA9LTT6wXs?...

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Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read 

GOD’S PUNISHMENT 

NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT 

the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read:

What’s happening?
Sure could go for some dog shit
I eat dog shit now?
What did I do?
Wish I was eating dog shit right now

A promotional graphic proclaims

A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying 

Part 1 the sins of children series

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT

SOME PEOPLE
NEVER EAT DOG SHIT...
SOME DO.
God can see and hear everything
so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat.
He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit.
The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life!
THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES
"DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN"
PARTS I AND II
PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE
A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT
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1 day ago

awhu... my tea,,

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1 day ago

im nooottttt

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1 day ago

did something happen, why am I seeing so many smurfs

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6 days ago
micy wearing her signature bread tie ponytail, reese's peanut butter cup skirt, and now a bandaid for a tube top. she rips it off later... along with all her fur. YEEEOOWWCHHH

Band-aid tube top for my fursona! πŸ˜‹
(Warning: May have unintended waxing effect)

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1 day ago

Someone may need to kiss this better…

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1 day ago

eating micros alive, if you think about it, would be a great source of collagen! great for a giant's skin and hair

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