Ferris: The New Year baby

Down!

Quiet!

He likes it

Standard protocol

Cities are my favorite place to visit. So many snacks packed so densely, waiting to be snapped up! A few hundred should be perfect for dinner~

🎨: @sizebat.bsky.social

also I wish I was doing this to you instead :(

As I dig my hands into the carcass of this costco rotisserie chicken, fishing for bones, I finally understand how white people from the burbs with soft hands can delude themselves into thinking they're some sort of alpha male hunter

Finally, properly training this unruly mutt

You're welcome.

Going to be a great wingman for you.

I'll shrink both you and your crush and trap you both in my armpit until you two fuck

Giant Dinosaur milf that says "goodness cretaceous" after accidentally crushing your car

Thank you for your speck sized service

My macro growth drive, except I only grow on the x axis

Rescued by a group of careless adventurers and now tumbling about in their packs, and running for your life every time they make camp

and by stop I mean stop moving.

Beats you with a broom until you stop

my husband likes to make fun of me for not finishing bg3 by imitating the characters' voices going "we miss you mae pleeease come play with us we're so sad without you 🥺 did you forget us 🥺" and I don't have it in me to tell him that this too gives me size thoughts

a macro doing a march or something idk

🎨 @beherit.bsky.social

“You know you’re a plugger if your joints make more noise than a toppled tower”

Micros expect to have their problems taken seriously when this is all it takes to kill them.

HR needs to just go ahead and approve us putting out mouse traps already.

When I remove my clown gf's bra for the 20th time only to reveal yet another even smaller bra

Fella and Lee running for their lives is foreplay. they fuck crazy style after this

Twin Peaks title screen but it says Macro March

is this anything

I'm sorry I accidentally killed your wife

I'll make sure next time its on purpose, promise.

It's neat and pointy

Cute boys approaching

Warning

Cute boys approaching

I love cowering, cowering is so hot as a tiny. Wanna just cower under the lens of a microscope with a voice bigger than the sun vibrating the air and booming that this is as quiet as they can be while cooing and awing at me cowering and covering my ears and convulsing

Getting a shirt that says "I 💜 cowering cuties"

My friends: How you holding up?
Me: