If you get mcnuggets with Australians, it's getting Maccas with the crackas
30.01.2024 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(Subtweet) It's amazing how often I'm like this person would like this tweet, i should send it to them. and then they retweet it.
30.01.2024 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eventually my cat will learn he's not allowed to have pizza.
28.01.2024 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Since I don't actually have any followers on here, might as well use this space to subtweet people.
And holy shit, I subtwote on actual twitter and it worked. Never thought that would happen.
24.01.2024 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First set of the year. Did a bunch of new jokes, hope you like them! Thanks to Adam's Bomb Comedy for letting be perform.#comedy #stand #up #standup #openmic...
DC Open Mic with Adam's Bomb Comedy 1/18/24
First set of the year. Did a bunch of new jokes, hope you like them! Thanks to Adam's Bomb Comedy for letting be perform. #comedy #stand #up #standup #openmic #dc #dcstandup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN5d...
20.01.2024 17:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gotcha day pics in the snow #cat #catsofbsky
16.01.2024 15:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screwed McFucked
Is this anything??
03.01.2024 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My new girlfriend will only have sex with me after I work out. I call her the DOMSinatrix.
31.12.2023 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Year, new fantasy football championship.
31.12.2023 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Alright, time to start using this thing.
31.12.2023 20:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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