Augo (he/him)

Does anyone remember when the internet would post “shower thoughts”?

Like most my shower thoughts are “I wonder if I can fit my paw in my butt?”

Spoiler: answer is still yes

This was only my fourth coffee today 🫨🫨🫨

Did I thrift this sweater specifically because it matched my nails??

Obviiii 💅🏻

Getting drunkies before this flight 🦑

My thighs have literally split open two pairs of pants THIS MONTH 🥲😏

If you see this, quote this post with your favorite ghost type 👻🎃👻

Such a tough choice but this goblin got me good girl

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

Make a tofu scramble for breakfast! One of the best high protein ways to start your day 🦑

thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' . ALT: thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' .

If anyone’s curious what my social life is like: I got an invitation to a party at 7pm and thought, “That’s way too late”

Got ************ today and the other pup and I **** simultaneously. Truly incredible

Chicago local here! Happy to help 🦑

Hit the gym

About to CRUSH the competition 🐶

We can now know peace again 🙌🏻

Pokemon 1 like = 1 answer 1. Favorite Pokemon 2. Favorite Starter 3. Favorite Main Series Game 4. Favorite Spin-off Game 5. Favorite Legendary 6. Favorite Pseudo-Legendary 7. Favorite Mythical 8. Favorite Mega Evolution 9. Favorite Alola Form 10. Favorite Galar Form 11. Favorite Gigantamax Form 12. Favorite Trainer 13. Favorite Rival 14. Favorite Professor 15. Favorite Gym Leader/Trial Captain 16. Favorite Elite Four/Kahuna 17. Favorite Champion 18. Favorite Villain Team 19. Favorite Overall Character 20. Favorite Route/Town/City 21. Favorite Soundtrack 22. Favorite In-Game Battle 23. Favorite Type 24. Favorite Move 25. Favorite Z-Move/G-Max Move 26. Favorite Shiny

Did someone say Pokemon?

I answer the door like this. What are you doing next?

*Back in MI looking at grocery store prices
“I should move back!”

*Opens Sniffies
“Nevermind”

Is packing incense for a 4 day trip too extra?

Asking for me

(In DJ Khaled voice) Another One ☝️

Honestly my flirting game is unparalleled

The “pinned by them” after a hook up is honestly the best compliment :)

Fuck ICE and this administration

Treat cops like criminals. What’s happening in California is a fuse they’ve purposely lit. Stand with your community and keep ICE out

Had some of the gayest sex of my life. Details in replies 👇

Every day I grow more and more convinced that sucking 🍆 is my greatest skill

Does puppy get stupid high tn?

People that wfh and never work anywhere else baffle me.

You could choose to work in the cutest cafe’s and never do??? 😵‍💫 🚩

The Pokémon that runs this account

If anyone at IML finds -any- mint colored gear, BARK at me! 💚

Also @mrsleather.bsky.social please make mint products 🙏

Basically canon that Beyonce ate my muffin 💅🏻