Lucy gets my vote, for sure
*Burrito in the HR Office*
Burrito: Hey buddy!
HR: I'm not your buddy and we are here to talk about your searches on your work computer
Burrito: they are all important for research.
HR: "does eating ass boost the immune system" is not an acceptable work search
Was reminded of this song earlier today. Absolutely massive in New York when I moved there for uni in 2004. Sky seemed to be the limit back then. Halcyon days.
Willpower is overrated
my work emails are starting to read like shitposts, and my shitposts read like, please advise.
I'd forgotten about that (the list, not IWD). Was rather amusing, actually π
It's a classic, that π
Hi Lionela,
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Ella le gusta la gasolina π
Me doing a double fianchetto in the opening
The end cannot be far ππ
Outcry? Per-fuming, surely?
Ffs
Nice one from The Toon
In Cornwall and Devon - pasty. Elsewhere, pie.
Teenage crush π
leland palmer in the black lodge
Except it's the Temu version
Could be worse. Could be 'you still alive?' instead of 'you awake?' π
I'm so sorry to hear about your loss, Kai. I'm sure you'll find a way to move on when you're ready π«
olive oyl: popeye, help!!
crude oil: stfu, ya skank
[annnnnnd, send π»]
Tickets on sale? ππ
Ruby - legend π
Fair enough