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the race is on! iirc, you didn't mud your TC yet either, eh?

💥💥 #FPL GW29 RECAP

👉🏽 68 pts
🌎 🟢 499.5K OR ↗️ from 559.8K

Many of us had big bench jam. Anderson on for me with a 12 pter. Small green arrow, but given how badly things have gone the last 10 GW, I gladly take that. Decisions for GW30 are cap pick (Salah vs Haaland) & whether Rogers gets binned.

If that shoulder is dislocated, Munoz may well be out 6+ weeks. Yoinks.

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW29 LINEUP

🔄 0/1 - We ROLL
🧢 Salah 👑
🏦 £0.3 ITB
🌎 559.8k OR (🔻 from 343.9K OR prior week)

Massive punt bringing in Salah last GW resulted in a HUGE red arrow despite having Ekitike & Bruno. When the table goes against you, best to stop betting. Instead, we double down on Salah. GL all! 😜😜

5 goals for Liverpool. ZERO GA for Palah. It's so so over. Get this man a one-way ticket to Saudi.

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This Villa squad is Morgan Rogers playing alongside ten hobos who should rightfully be in the 2nd division of Italy. No idea how this team is top 3 in EPL and still in UEL.

If you're a crazy person like me and have brought in Salah for a punt, let me know in the replies. I've seen at least a few of us who may well need to order some meds together after this GW. @fplnightmare.bsky.social @dexdesignkg.bsky.social

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW28 LINEUP

🔄 3/2 Palmer, Saliba, Raya -> Salah, Hill, Darlow (-4)
🧢 Salah 👑
🏦 £0.3 ITB
🌎 343.9K OR

In poker, this would be me on tilt after many bad beats. At my lowest OR since GW15. Need to take some risks & have some fun. Salah punt for 4 GW. It's just a game. YOLO! Good luck all.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW28

🥇 Arsenal (vs CHE) 39.5%
🥈 Liverpool (vs WHU), United (vs CRY) 37.5%
🥉 Newcastle (vs EVE), City (at LEE), Brentford (at BUR), Bournemouth (vs SUN) 36%

Others: Villa (at WOL) 34%

GW27 Recap 1) Chelsea ❌ 2) Palace ✅ Arsenal ❌ 3) Villa ❌ City ❌

source: checkthechance.com

Gabs deserves an Oscar for that acting performance

Declan Rice has demolished my triple Ars DEF. Smh.

I mentioned this in my lineup post. I'm absolutely floored by this stat:

The last time Haaland scored against Newcastle? August 21, 2022. His first EPL match against them. Since then? 8 matches where he was fit (including cups), ZERO goals. Insane.

Will this be the GW where he turns it around?

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW27 LINEUP

🔄 0/1 We Roll!
🧢 Palmer 🥶🥶
🏦 £0.0 ITB
🌎 252.7K OR

Last decision was Anderson vs Kayode. Captain decision was easy w/ Haaland's history vs Newcastle. 9 matches, 1 goal, 2 assists. Howe focuses on stopping him. Thiago & Bruno in the mix, but Palmer the choice. Good luck all!

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW27

🥇 Chelsea (vs BUR) 47.5%
🥈 Arsenal (at TOT) & Palace (vs WOL) 43%
🥉 Villa (vs LEE) & City (vs NEW) 36%

Others: Liverpool (at NFO) 34%, Brentford (vs BHA) 32%, United (at EVE) 31.5%

GW26 Recap: 1) Arsenal ❌ ❌ 2) City ✅ 3) Palace ❌ Forest ✅

source: checkthechance.com

More important than FPL, Gabs well may have cost Arsenal two pts there

Hard to tell now. Are Gab TCers winning or losing?

Arsenal CS wiped

Mid-GW update. 40 pts & putrid 9.9m GW rank. Large tumble in OR which will get worse after the ARS/WOL match.

BUT there is upside: 1) Avoided Gabs TC. In many yrs playing FPL, I never TC'd a DEF. Just don't get the strategy/math. 2) Got off lucky benching Thiago. He could've easily had a hatty. 🥵😮‍💨

It's not that he can't see the problem, but rather that he IS the problem. Brings chaos everywhere he goes. Always has.

Haaland off at HT. That can't be just normal rest. Smells like a knock.

UK being ‘colonised by immigrants’, says Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe Britain’s seventh-richest man, who vocally backed Brexit then moved to Monaco, also hits out at people on benefits

Very sad for United fans. This garbage of a human being represents your club. For a pathetic bitch like Ratcliffe, no amount of money will bring morality or grace. Only focus is me me me. Zero regard for the rest of humanity. Hope this cunt dies alone & miserable.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Nothing wrong with growing out your hair.

Pls sell Thiago before next GW

Absolutely brutal gauntlet of threats that I'll be watching from behind the couch this week. Will be happy with going sideways and not losing too much ground. 🫣😬🫣😬🫣😬🫣😬

LiveFPL appears to be off on quite a few things rn. I'd give it 30 min before it's honed in on the right numbers.

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW26 LINEUP

🔄 2/2 Nunes+LeFee -> Saliba+Mainoo
🧢 Gabs
🏦 £0.0 ITB
🌎 145.6K OR

My 50/50 was Thiago vs Mainoo. Decided to take a flyer on Mainoo and pray for a lucky haul. Like everyone else on the planet, I'm hoping for Arsenal CS, so Thiago pts would mud me anyhow. Good luck everyone! #FPL

Ooof. Stupid mistake on my part. The 1 CS odds are not correct, as pointed out in my comments. Just redid the math.

CORRECT Arsenal DGW CS Odds:

Zero CS - 29%
At least one CS - 71%
Two CS - 20.5%

For the Gab TC crowd, the odds of zero CS for Arsenal are higher than two CS by ~8.5% 🤔

Not ideal obviously, but he has good fixtures coming up beyons this GW and there's no one I'm willing to take a hit for. I'm hoping for defcon and nothing else tbh.

GW26 lineup question. Thiago or Mainoo?

Thiago - works against my triple Ars DEF. But if Brentford score, good chance he's involved. Also, my rule of thumb is never bench pen takers.

Mainoo - in last 3 matches, 2 assists & 1 def con. The ceiling is low but can see United scoring 3-4 at West Ham.

Richards if you're ok on enough FT to manage bgw31