Conner

Ma’am I did the same dang thing a couple days ago except it’s a raccoon one. 🤣 I think this is the best version of aging.

Superman branded fudge stripes cookies.

I don’t care how hot he is, I don’t want Superman’s fudge stripes. 🤢

explaining #gavinnewsom to non-californians (via nathanramospark on insta)

Incoming text says “Gavin Newsome here. Humbly asking you to contribute whatever you can afford today to help us pass the Election Rigging Response Act in California.” Response text says “Conner here. Humbly asking you to stop behaving like Patrick Bateman when it comes to the unhoused.” Below that is a still from the movie American Psycho showing Patrick Bateman crouching down to have a shitty conversation with a man who’s unhoused while that man’s super good doggo looks on, rightfully worried.

I know it’s just a spammy text. Still felt good to say it tho.

Idk I remember a certain scene in With Honors with Brendan Fraser and Joe Pesci. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Pro tip

Me as Louise belcher in a photo op with Jensen Ackles pretending to slap his hideous beautiful face like he’s Boo Boo. No Ackles were harmed in the making of this op.

Everything is awful, but for a brief weekend it was not.

39,999 Cybertrkkks were sold to total douchebags.

One, however, was sold to a King.

It’s all fun and games until knotting and slick shows up in your essays.

Yoplait by their rules or you'll be swimmin' with the fruit at the bottom of the cup.

Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now

Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now
theonion.com/chobani...

Game names are WILD sometimes. But I’d also be the one asking if it’s as dry and dusty as one might expect.

YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture Important voices are calling for a "Comprehensive National Civic Uprising"... What does that mean?

One National Uprising. Let's see it.

generalstrikeus.com

@indivisible.com @youranoncentral.bsky.social

youtu.be/iSU8wW80xTo?...

Hi I used to work at Starbucks customer service: if you call or email about this, they are absolutely tracking those numbers, and a sufficient amount of public pushback does make them rethink shit sometimes, so now would be an EXCELLENT time to let them know they’re being ableist shitheads

Not Jared Tristan Padalecki trying to get me in trouble like ok sir.

Big fat borb sitting on a fence contemplating flying and deciding nah

Birds are birbs but when they’re absolute units they’re borbs. Follow me for more science.

Hostile Government Takeover (EDM Remix) AGiftFromTodd · Single · 2025 · 1 songs

This is the banger we need in these trying times open.spotify.com/album/7AMxD4...

With Apple and Google going hurdurdur gulf of America sure…like, can that shitass just be like Mexico is now Poopoo Peepee Land and Canada is now Hosers and they’ll just do it??? How far is too far? (Also the guiding q for the admin I think)

Husband and I are the kind of neuro spicy that say fun words/sounds at each other in a call & response. We keep adding to our repertoire BUT I just did a chain of our Top 3 and I fear I set a dangerous pattern. I can just see our chain growing and growing and growing 😬 🤣 what did I doooooooo

Have you given any thought to writing a rollicking adventure set against the backdrop of the biggest improvement program the US has ever seen? Universal healthcare, revitalized infrastructure, proper minimum wage, ACTUAL freedom to live and love (and laugh if you must) any way you choose?

a man wearing a green sweater and a brown jacket is standing in front of an office door . Alt: Andy from The Office trying to act casual in the break room, leaning on a table which tips over sending the things on top and him crashing to the ground

Me at a work meeting when SPN comes up like yes, the television show Supernatural is a good show i like it a very normal amount

this genre of jensen ackles pics

This is fine fire gif. 😭

I hate when people are like "so tell me about yourself ". What do you want like my trauma or my favorite color! Let’s be specific here.

A women with long dark hair and glasses wearing a red shirt leaning on a counter with her hands on a magazine is talking to Dean standing on the other side of the counter

A woman with short dark hair and glasses and wearing a U.S. mail vest talks to Dean

These are two of the most relatable characters on spn.

Dean Winchester comes in to your workplace asking for some information? Sure, yes, whatever you need. Let me just write that down for you, sir.

Poster on airplane “Today you’re flying with Jack” a white bunny is pictured with the sky behind

Bunny plane!!! 😍

a cartoon sloth wearing a green shirt is sitting at a table with a tablet . Alt: a cartoon sloth wearing a green shirt is sitting at a table with a tablet .

Except I’d turn into a sloth to extend the interaction

Not all of my problems but a majority 💙💚#Destiel

Just remember…sometimes you can make a HUGE difference in someone’s life with something so simple, so easy.

Endverse Cas turning to the side and smirking

Jensen ackles wearing red and white scarf around neck and pushing sunglasses over red bandana

Nightly This Dean and This Cas:

Castiel Novak planned on escaping from his high-stress corporate job by going to a music festival for the weekend. But when he meets Dean Winchester, Cas wants peace, love, and rock and roll for much longer than a couple of days.