Jorge Escalante escalante - Bluesky Statics

a football player with the number 15 on the back of his shirt Alt: a football player with the number 15 on the back of his shirt

Hahaha they got the VanGorter fist pump gif here.

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Markvangorter Mullin

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lol the first one. I have no clue where anything is in that country.

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Nice

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Nice

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lol the 3 year old is full!

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And ya didn’t mind if people stole it

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“Mama, I eat to mucha spaghetti”

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Things I’ve hear from the other room

“Mama, I threw spaghetti on your phone” - my three year old

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OAR

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the word warhawks is on the top of a stadium Alt: the word warhawks is on the top of a stadium

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Oh haillllll nawwww I’m not ready for hail season.

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Fries are always better than no fries

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a man with long hair and a beard is smiling with his eyes closed in a blue shirt . Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling with his eyes closed in a blue shirt .

When the first spray from a new bottle of Flonase hits.

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Don’t care. Still eating it

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I’m awake. Falkland Islands Mentioned!

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Hooray, the job that I interviewed for where I knew I didn’t do well in the interview, I just got the denial email. Yay for being correct on how I did in the interview, but not yay for not getting the job. 😔

Someone please just sponsor the committee already 🙏

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Pretty good.

04.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell nah I ain’t living out there lol

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Sorry Bee Cave Bob

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I respect Beehive Bob more

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I hate I’m right nearby this stupid gerrymandered to hell district

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I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

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Ya know sometimes when you’re having a rough day, you get the unexpected joy of posting about a Pelican Delay in college baseball.

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I can’t decide what’s for dinner and now this

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Mi Suegra will be happy if Talarico wins.

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Me living in San Antonio

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Hot Rod Sherman

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Riders repeat. Let’s go.

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