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Jorge Escalante

@escalante.bsky.social

NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee

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28.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cars 2 is an Austin Powers movie with Mater as the Spy Who Git Er Done

28.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is maybe 3 times this week. We’ve been diverting her to Curious George

28.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey me too

28.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good morning 😃 *checks timeline* uhhhhh oh no

28.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 25    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

No lol

28.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol I got another coming too

27.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will see you in hell Microsoft Onedrive

27.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 56    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 1
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24 points and ULM has 4 more bowl games. Instead of sitting at 1 in their history.

27.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I still got 8 points!
3 points to 2005 ULM to beat FIU
-win Sun Belt outright and goes to first ever bowl game in 2005 not 2012
5 points to 2009 ULM to beat the Cajuns
-finish 7-5 and get another potential bowl bid instead of missing at 6-6.

27.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

4 points to 2012 ULM to beat Auburn in OT
-Chizik fired immediately
6 points to 2012 ULM to beat Baylor
-maybe stops Art Briles hype
4 points to 2018 ULM to beat the Cajuns
-second ever bowl game secured
2 points to 2019 ULM to beat FSU in OT
-Willie Taggart fired immediately & 3rd ULM bowl game

27.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love walking in to polling places with the random CFB shirts on. Last time Hawaii shirt. This time Big Red.

A sign holder polling place guy was like “Oh, Bowling Green” lol technically true.

27.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha again no chance here. Maybe I could do the Taco Bell crunchy but the beer is 288 ounces. Your recommendation for water per day is like 96 ounces. I’m not in shape for it right now.

27.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just walked 1.27 miles in 23 minutes. Not a chance.

27.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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Lol damn you 4th one

27.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s goooo he got the message

27.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope

27.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don’t think it would be a good idea.

27.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmmm 🤔 bevel this to save the world???

27.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s never a good thing.

27.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kinda want to bevel this but I’m afraid of the horrors it would unleash.

27.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

This has to be Jordan. I know about Lou Williams and lemon pepper wet

27.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh ULM Mentioned

27.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your MacBook lol

27.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love this clip cause it makes it me look really old but I’m the oldest on the show so whatever. In my head I’m yelling like THE AMOUNT OF BALLOONS ARE FAR TOO HIGH

26.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

San Antonio babyyyy

26.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s gonna be getting D1 offers soon

26.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lmao 98 on February 26th.

26.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Lmao wtf. My kiddo is 50 inches and like 55 pounds and he is 9 in May.

26.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol tagged you on Instagram and thank @iamhectordiaz.com for the avatar.

26.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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