@escalante.bsky.social
NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee
Cars 2 is an Austin Powers movie with Mater as the Spy Who Git Er Done
28.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is maybe 3 times this week. We’ve been diverting her to Curious George
28.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey me too
28.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good morning 😃 *checks timeline* uhhhhh oh no
28.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0No lol
28.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol I got another coming too
27.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will see you in hell Microsoft Onedrive
27.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 56 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 124 points and ULM has 4 more bowl games. Instead of sitting at 1 in their history.
27.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I still got 8 points!
3 points to 2005 ULM to beat FIU
-win Sun Belt outright and goes to first ever bowl game in 2005 not 2012
5 points to 2009 ULM to beat the Cajuns
-finish 7-5 and get another potential bowl bid instead of missing at 6-6.
4 points to 2012 ULM to beat Auburn in OT
-Chizik fired immediately
6 points to 2012 ULM to beat Baylor
-maybe stops Art Briles hype
4 points to 2018 ULM to beat the Cajuns
-second ever bowl game secured
2 points to 2019 ULM to beat FSU in OT
-Willie Taggart fired immediately & 3rd ULM bowl game
Love walking in to polling places with the random CFB shirts on. Last time Hawaii shirt. This time Big Red.
A sign holder polling place guy was like “Oh, Bowling Green” lol technically true.
Hahaha again no chance here. Maybe I could do the Taco Bell crunchy but the beer is 288 ounces. Your recommendation for water per day is like 96 ounces. I’m not in shape for it right now.
27.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just walked 1.27 miles in 23 minutes. Not a chance.
27.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0www.maptap.gg February 27
100🎯 98🎯 99🎯 76👏 100🎯
Final score: 924
Lol damn you 4th one
Let’s goooo he got the message
27.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nope
27.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I don’t think it would be a good idea.
27.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hmmm 🤔 bevel this to save the world???
27.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s never a good thing.
27.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I kinda want to bevel this but I’m afraid of the horrors it would unleash.
27.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0This has to be Jordan. I know about Lou Williams and lemon pepper wet
27.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your MacBook lol
27.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love this clip cause it makes it me look really old but I’m the oldest on the show so whatever. In my head I’m yelling like THE AMOUNT OF BALLOONS ARE FAR TOO HIGH
26.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0San Antonio babyyyy
26.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s gonna be getting D1 offers soon
26.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WIND W RAIN DAILY SET ambient weather® OUTDOOR PM N mph 0.2 E S IN 0.00 90 20 INDOOR 77 47% FORECAST UVI MODERATE TEMP. RAIN WIND + PRESSURE ALARM
Lmao 98 on February 26th.
26.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Lmao wtf. My kiddo is 50 inches and like 55 pounds and he is 9 in May.
26.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lol tagged you on Instagram and thank @iamhectordiaz.com for the avatar.
26.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0