Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty

If the American nuclear family doesn’t have a tiny little robot butler and she hulk for a brief period of time is it really a nuclear family

I know we decided gatekeeping is bad, but when not even the squirrel porn community is safe, we have to draw the line somewhere.

And no, that ain't saying Ron Paul was MLK Jr., either. I'm just saying comparatively speaking.

The average zoomer is more woke than the average millennial was at their age (if you want to see a millennial sweat, ask how many times we said the R word in middle school and high school) and also the autistic kid in 2008 who was a Ron Paul fan was 1% as racist as the most racist zoomer kid online.

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A tweet Coolee Bravo @BravoCoolee Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.

And while we're at it, neither are "the overwhelming majority of Zoomers aren't Nazis" and "holy living fuck, Zoomer Nazis are scary" because the handful that are unrepentant Nazis are junior Republican staffers who will take decades to flush out of the system.

"Trump is losing support among Zoomers" and "not all Zoomers voted for Trump" are in no way contradictory statements.

Man, I wish there was a way to make people understand the ironic Nazi to Nazi pipeline is... Well, not even a slippery slope so much as a "you already started at rock bottom, you're just in denial" type thing. Like, Hitler still counts the guys who joined the Wehrmacht as a bit when it's blitz time.

I have lab work scheduled as soon as the doctor comes back from vacation.

I mean, I grant that male Olympian performance levels are out of the question now, but I hope this level of tired is temporary because women do stuff and I rather need do stuff tier energy levels.

Is it normal to be tired during the first few months of HRT or am I just uniquely lazy or Going Through It?

You know what, to hell with it. I’m too tired to fight on the internet right now. You kids have fun. I’m going to work on my Skyrim mod pack like the useless millennial dork I am.

Can you two please just go fight somewhere else? I’m not in the mood.

Do you people ever get tired? Even a little?

*sigh.*

“Gen Z was the last American generation which came of age during a period where women’s rights were on a broadly upwards trajectory and matured in a time during the zeitgeist of the counterculture was ‘anti-woke,’ whereas…”

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I miss the ballon tbh. It was funny as shit, nobody got hurt, and it ended with a practical effects extravaganza as a F-22 Raptor got to blow something up.

Me, a pharmaceutical CEO: As you can see, Mr. President, under your leadership the price per unit has gone from 50,000 Zimbabwean dollars to only 500 American dollars.

Trump: I’m a fucking genius.

I get you, but the McDonalds board of directors narrowly voting to replace beef with poop is a more consequential event than them unanimously voting to add another dipping sauce option for the McNuggets.

The infamous “no take, only throw” meme in which a dog asks its master to throw a ball but refuses to surrender said ball because it wants the ball thrown without it being taken.

American conservatism summarized:

Noooo… you were just supposed to end all the lib shit! You weren’t supposed to eliminate the reliable statistics and contract law that stem from the lib shit!

For all the talk about greenhouse gases on here, the smug emissions are out of control.

Great we've become a network of Neil deGrasse Tysons.

Me: Man, I’ve waited in line at the grocery forever.

BlueSky: Given that anatomically modern humans didn’t emerge until 300,000 years ago, that seems *highly* unlikely.

Idk if this is an optimistic or pessimistic take, but I think the American worker is fundamentally incapable of actual solidarity and therefore if 80% get cheaper McStuff and 20% get fired, you’ll probably gain more votes than you’ll lose.

Unless we’re seeing any actual invasion or blockade prep, I’m not going to burn any emotional bandwidth on this. I’m already operating at capacity.

Look, if you’re genocidal aliens, you go big or go home. Blow up the Earth or bust.

Goes to parties and has friends he’s playfully catty with. Obviously a woman for all intents and purposes.

Goes to parties and has friends he’s playfully catty with. Obviously a woman for all intents and purposes.

Anything that keeps you from putting all your money into dear leaders fart cum token is gay