Tuck

She better! Home girl is gonna need a new rug

It’s on Twitch!!

If you’re streaming your live birth on Twitch, the least you can do is not aim your whoohah towards the carpet

The most insulting gift is polyester socks, do with that knowledge this holiday season what you will

😂 Was NOT ready to scroll into this

Insta saw it first, but you can still hop in the tub if you’d like

I don’t want to type it

I found it. The worst car sticker of all time. I literally had to circle back around the parking lot because I couldn’t believe what I saw.

Or just include DKR, why hasn’t it been added yet! I will say I’ve been wanting to play DK64 for far too long 😩

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C’mon Megan

I wouldn’t even be mad being eliminated by that kinda username 😂

10/10 username

Teef cleaned

You blink and half the grid these days are different accounts promoting the same OF account 🫣 Now I want to subscribe to it even less.

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I meet a man that I vibe *extremely* well with. But their ex is still in the picture (one-sided, not ex) and the ex is, to summarize: manipulative. 🙃

I rarely catch these kinds of feelings so this is extra cruel. Ughhhhhhh just my luck

Attended a frat-themed birthday party

🫡 Here’s to the brotherhood

Fireworks are harmful via sound, environmentally, etc. Wish lanterns were adopted or something a little more holistic at least.

From me to the void: What the absolute fuck

A straight adamantly proclaiming that Pauline was “made for the straights” was not on my bingo card this year. 🤡 This started all when I was half-joking about Pauline being queer-coded and they kinda got upset…It’s not that serious lol

Goodness, well that lucky mirror gets a good view of your workouts I’m sure 🫠

Gonna be tough doing all the wall and rail tricks when you’ve got crying in the background 😂

Aww but it’s such a nice colored green 😌 How adorable

Hoping it gets better sooner rather than later

Godspeed New York 🫡 Sending non-Cuomo vibes your way

These whippersnappers ain’t READY

You kidding? It looks delicious

Finally have a good mortar and pestle 🥹

Feeling like I’m getting a good dose of fiber now with all these chia seeds

Just is a testimony to how power corrupts power. Anyone who uses terminology by the tune of “Completely and totally obliterated” does not sit well with me when there are lives and our planet’s well-being at stake

What drives this power corruption home is how eloquently it was said when it ✨failed✨

The twinks at the front of the stage didn’t catch @thesashacolby.bsky.social tonight in Raleigh and, as a city, I’m so saddened by that. Let me up there, I’ll catch a queen.

VERY this. I heard the news while at (and still am at) a drag show