Tuck

Almost two weeks of being sick 🥲 I can’t wait for this to go

Getting harder to have positive intent on why people still willfully choose to hold space on X in lieu of Grok shenanigans (at the bare minimum)

Honestly calling it Twitter anymore feels wrong, X doesn’t deserve that kinda legacy

I agree! Might fuck around and make it a Christmas gift this year

Am…am I getting into the idea of carrying a satchel for an outfit?

I cannot imagine driving a Jeep Sport in this kinda weather. That sounds like an igloo!

Hi, Austin Texas was lovely

Someone saying that MLK Day as a reason for places to close was very dumb, resulted in the easiest block of my life. Very unattractive!

It’s so exhausting watching him do literally anything.

I honestly can’t picture this, you seem so tranquil 😂

Or without 😉

In other news, need a man with a mustache towering over me right neow

Love tapping profiles that have the exhausting expectations on their profile that basically require someone to shapeshift, *just* to upset them.

Iiiiii think if a relationship were to happen some day with someone, I’d be ready for one. I’m starting to flirt sentimentally and it’s being received very well

Everyone saying that they’re DL is the new everyone saying that they’re hung.

A lot of yall are lying!!

I need to give a man the sloppiest dome I’m so serious

I was watching an insta reel and my tiddy touched the screen and skipped to the next one, does that mean I’ve made it?

The tie dye really brings our your eyes in this one 😌

I taught some a few summers at a tech camp and their manners were so absent. Very little regard for others’ personal bubbles too.

Anytime stud

You forgot to add stunning in there 😮‍💨

Nawt living for 🧊 being in my city come tomorrow 😒

Very

Bless you, much needed

I just know engaging with them would be the lowest quality interaction I could have on that app. Absolutely no man is worth that when they enter the conversation already insecure.

“Please be hot. And smooth. And-“

Straight curious man, this isn’t build-a-bitch. You’re already on Grindr as a headless torso…and you’re cherry picking? No six-pack nor face card of yours could save how unattractive you look rn. Hard pass when people do this. /rant

You absolutely can

Answer wisely, from a concerned Tucker 👀

Me to the gym today, ngl 🥲

It’s been a while.

Insta saw it first

If someone has a car sticker that says “I brake for frogs” you know they’re good energy. Let’s grab a margarita or something