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7/19 w/ @hasrd.bsky.social
7/25 w/ #MurderParty reunion!

03.07.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt is yelling and says things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday ALT: a man in a red shirt is yelling and says things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday
27.04.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was today years old when I realized that this is the Allstate insurance spokesperson😳
#majorleague

19.03.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More of this, please! πŸ”₯

19.03.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies, The Royal Tenenbaums. Rest in peace Gene Hackman.

27.02.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 338    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9

Now, the USPS is preparing to push back as Trump moves to dissolve its leadership and bring the independent agency under his administration’s control. America, this cannot be allowedβ€”protecting the USPS is essential.

Please share this and call Congress.

21.02.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3998    πŸ” 958    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 54

That said if you're a nazi who likes alternative rock double fuck off

21.02.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1016    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–•

21.02.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SPACEBALLS: THE POST

21.02.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't expecting Kathy Griffin to be the cheerleader for the rebellion. But also not surprised? ✊

17.02.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

✊

15.02.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😱

14.02.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pallet cleanser
#dogs #birds

12.02.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Parody cartoon of Krang from TMNT with Elon Musk as Krang and Donald Trump as the brainless droid.

Parody cartoon of Krang from TMNT with Elon Musk as Krang and Donald Trump as the brainless droid.

#turtlepower #supervillians

12.02.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But WHY??

09.02.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sparkly rainbow behind the words "have the day you Voted for" in a friendly font.

A sparkly rainbow behind the words "have the day you Voted for" in a friendly font.

If anyone has a source, please let me know and I'll credit.

05.02.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6
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a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in front of a green door . ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in front of a green door .
05.02.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup with a coca cola logo on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup with a coca cola logo on it

Just lost out on a potential job opportunity because my beard is too long.

05.02.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Mutemath - Typical (Video)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault Mutemath - Typical (Video)

HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME MUTEMATH WAS SO GOOD?!! I BLAME EVERYONE
youtu.be/7XVWR-5fiG0?...

03.02.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a bad feeling about this...

03.02.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I'm playing on my Android tablet. Co-op is apparently only available by putting in a secret code because it's still being tested. ☹️

02.02.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nicole is on the hook, trying to reel her in still. But as you know, fishing is the hardest part of the game. SEE WHAT I DID THERE. Hopefully she'll be playing by the end of the day. End of the week for sure. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

02.02.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Freshly addicted to Stardew Valley thanks to @flightytemptress.bsky.social ... Not mad, I'm getting my first Harvest Moon fix in 20 years!

02.02.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finding "common ground" with fascism is promoting fascism. Fascism needs to be vociferously rejected in totality.

02.02.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2228    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 42
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Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

02.02.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every morning as soon as I start reading the news.

01.02.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 442    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6
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Go look at the moon right now.
Because you'll also be looking at Saturn, Neptune, and Venus! πŸͺπŸŒ™πŸ›Έ
#skymap #planets #science #enjoythelittlethingswhenyoucan

01.02.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what fascism looks like.

31.01.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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