Nobat

I don't know what's more embarrassing, wetting myself by accident during my climactic battle with the hero of light, or her thinking it's because I'm somehow scared of her

Tricked another hero into losing the blessing of the gods by bratting so hard they just HAD to take me.

Now just to wait for the part where they let me out of their basement. Any day now.

Need a girl to paint my insides like a landlord trying to hide a mold problem

Doctor said I need someone to degrade and baby me guess there's no arguing with science

Idk if my insurance will cover that though

It would appear you've heard the princess of darkness accidentally call you "mommy"

And for that, you are to be exiled

There is no other way

Yippee! Thanks!

MY CHEEKS ARE RED WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR COMPANIONS I'M NOT BLUSHING BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME A "FUSSY LITTLE GIRL"

WHY WON'T YOU DRAW YOUR BLADE?!

I haven't been "naughty," I'm the princess of darkness, now prepare to— a spanking?!

No my resolve did NOT falter, I missed your neck on purpose, shut up shut up SHUT UP

You heard wrong, I did NOT just whimper because you happened to say the words "good girl" in your heroic speech.

Shut up and draw your bla— DON'T SAY IT AGAIN I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU

If they weren't only able to be changed by the pure of heart, I'd have removed them myself and would already have this land under my heel!

Any would-be heroes scaling my tower to "save" the world by changing my bindings WILL be met with great resistance.

I don't WANT my cursed bindings changed, I WANT my evil ichor to leak out and bring forth an age of darkness!

[Trying to ask for help finding my lost stuffie]: The princess' royal guard has gone missing again, we must find her by sundown. She's afraid of the dark.

Yes? Of course I've made several puddles today, I had to make an example out of another band of heroes. Why are you laughing?! What do you mean not that kind of—

Hold still, I'm going to make another one.

Ooouh...now you've done it...

My evil gland is leaking...

No, what? Stop that! Stop laughing!

It's not piss! IT'S NOT PISS! IT'S MY EVIL ICHOR STOP LAUGHING

New short story!

This one isn't funny at all: it's pure smut with one of my most actually fucked kinks involved.

This is a POV ABDL lobotomy. So uh, you've been warned.

www.tumblr.com/nobat/790612...

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I guess this is a series, at this point. I'm callin it "SUNBEAM" as the ship most of this will take place on is the CSS Sunbeam.

More eventually! Next one I think I'll try to focus on ABDL-- I tried to have this one involve diapers but the jokes I wanted to focus on needed more space.

Another short story! This one's more of a soft sci-fi BDSM comedy.

www.tumblr.com/nobat/788903...

Why are they like this

In the year of our lord 2025??? Wonderful!

Ooooh why haven't I been doing that???

I wrote a short story follow-up to this. Was meant to be another Post but, it got outta hand. Whoops!

www.tumblr.com/nobat/785475...

Today, my second said that Captain Zenn of the CSS Shadow started wearing diapers and her whole crew respects and fears her for it-- like she was TRYING to manipulate me by leveraging our rivalry.

Well it won't work!

I should ask if Zenn's crew are jealous of how good she looks in diapers, though.

Security said that pirates catch most captains on the toilet, so I'd better be safe and put on a diaper until we're back in secured space. I told her that I wasn't worried.

Then the science officer wanted me to try a new superfood she'd invented, which just so happened to induce 24 hour incontinence. Thankfully I'd just eaten lunch.

The next day, the engineering officer said there was a problem with my personal toilet so I'd have to figure out "something else" while she was busy repairing it. I said I'd simply use the crew quarters bathroom for the day, which she seemed strangely disappointed to hear.

Captain's log 6-4-4465:

Something's got the crew acting strangely this week.

First, the medical officer wanted to run a drug trial that required me to wear a diaper "just in case." I refused.

I really want to draw more but my health hasn't been cooperative 😩

I did actually start on redesigning an OC though!

It's just that work is taking up all my art time, and eating through my chronic pain batteries atm 😅

I'm an educated adult, I'm not falling for the box-propped-up-by-a-stick trap, especially when all that's under there is a sippy cup. 🤨

...appy juice you say?

Well now that changes everything.

I've never seen this much speculation/confusion around someone's username, it's like every week with yours!

Which is hilarious

And also *does* mean the name sticks in folks' heads, and every time it's questioned again it's just free advertising!