Dana

Who knew one dipshit could wreck the global economy in a week?

Death by Lightning on Netflix is wonderful. Expertly performed, with scenery and costumes that seem like you could reach out and feel them. Now I need to read the book it's based on; I only knew Garfield/ Guiteau from his brief ballad in ASSASSINS. I'm glad to learn more of the story. 🖤

Why, Powell's ofc 🥰

@haileypiperfights.bsky.social as a fan this made me grin. My favorite bookstore lists two of your titles as special recommendations! 😄

Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body

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Ok...Ok this? This is fanTABulous.

Every day, great things are happening on Portland street signs

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Did you get the maple brown butter almonds? Those things are dangerous 🖤

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Guys it's so good. I was already losing my marbles over Walk The Dinosaur, but the whole tracklist is great from soup to nuts.

My wife and I had couples therapy on TV. It nearly wrecked our marriage After Jessica and I received expert counselling from the hit show Couples Therapy, I became public enemy number one. Here’s what didn’t make it to the screen

Oh yeah I think I read about this being a possibility in DUH DOY Magazine

LOL my date and I would have left too but we were at Alamo Drafthouse (the best ever) and had fried pickles to finish so we stuck around and hate-watched. Not sure when you left but it did NOT improve.

EVENTUALLY

BONE LAKE: Being Polite And Stupid Could Get You And Your Girlfriend Chopped Into Smithereens

BONE LAKE: We asked ten virgins to write a sexual thriller and this is what they came up with

BONE LAKE: Where did this fucking boat come from and why does not-Florence-Pugh have the keys to it oh who fucking cares just let this end

BONE LAKE: Let's (Not) Have The Longest Conversation Of My Fucking Life

BONE LAKE: If You See Something, Say Something FFS You Morons

BONE LAKE: An entire social marketing budget spent on "boner" jokes. No nudity after the title card despite multiple weird sex scenes. Austin Powers-level camera blocking.

BONE LAKE: Does for psych horror what E.L. James did for BDSM.

BONE LAKE: If that incel in your Creative Writing MFA tried to write FUNNY GAMES

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BONE LAKE: THE SOCIAL CONTRACT KILLERS

(...I'm actually pretty proud of this one)

BONE LAKE: Come for the telegraphed plot twist six minutes in. Stay for the reveal of said plot twist after ninety excruciating minutes.

BONE LAKE: Temu Florence Pugh,
Wish . com Amanda Peet,
Latinx John Krasinski,
and I'm pretty sure the lost Franco brother

BONE LAKE: A crossbow arrow through a nutsack, then one hundred minutes of nothing.

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So, we likely wouldn't have bitched about BONE LAKE the entire drive home, if the schlock slasher we glimpsed in the trailers was in the same genre/ ballpark/ universe as the nonsense we just watched. Here are some taglines that would better represent this shamefully mismarketed film.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Speak up and speak loudly!