@tingys.bsky.social
Bewildered medical publicist, aka 'the Malcolm Tucker of surgery'. Mum to 2 rugby lads & a greyhound. Pole dancing enthusiast, Dharma teacher, ally 🏳️🌈. Dreamscrolling in a smoking jacket and fez. She/her 🇻🇪🇪🇺🇵🇹🇺🇦
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
After a 2 year hiatus (bad back) glad to know I still got it 💪🏽
i consider "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" to be one of the sacred texts
Seductively sipping on an Alka-Seltzer.
*slow blink
Cor, sure would feel great right now if we were self-sufficient in renewable energy, and laughing at all the rubes reliant on global oil supplies. We'd have a bit of a swagger in our step today.
please sir, my hour, i have lost it and it was so dear to me
Please respect my privacy while I hit a curb.
girl from The Ring glowed up
on a related note *screams*
if a shark bites you, you should turn into a shark why do only vampires wield such power
they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed
this is an absolutely astonishing feat of independent journalism, top to bottom, and proves that the only way to truly fight billionaires is not being funded by them. just…read the whole thing.
Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.
Periodically my dad will show up to my house unannounced and do “is my daughter still insane” inspections. Usually I fail. Like the time there was a horseshoe crab* living in my kitchen? Yeah. I failed that time. That’s on me.
If he comes by any time soon I am definitely going to fail inspection.
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Death sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.
Mate, it was 1066. Move on.
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.
Thank you for the 30 day free trial of 2026 but I’d like to cancel my subscription.
I quite enjoyed it! 🤗
Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
My second alarm is a soul breaking recording of the anguished screams of the damned but I slept through that too.
may his memory be a revolution
Please do 😄
