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Madam!! Joey wants Vanessa to be his madam?!

I can’t wait for her to re-sample the product. #BTG

I like this more mature side to Dani. Her truly loving on will make it even sweeter when the tables turn on Bill. #BTG

Vanessa has to be the one to take Joey down. The question is will she take over the business or just put him in jail. #BTG

Hayley is a lot of things, but being right wasnt one of the things I’d call her, but that conversation with Randy? Dammit, points were made! #BTG

Anastasia! The way I cackled whenever I see you. I rarely want interactions with Leslie and others, but I do want them to go head to head. #BTG

Derek is the guy who proposes at a woman’s life event that should stand on its own, like a graduation. #BTG

The only thing I got from these Eva and Leslie scenes are that they are good actors. But I was not convinced to change my opinion of them-in fact that, it’s gotten worse UNLESS they start making amends and mean it. #BTG

I like Laura and I really, really want her to get Justice. To see Eva and Leslie act like they did nothing wrong when they hurt her will never sit right with me. #BTG

What dream come true, Leslie? Truth be told, Ted would have always accepted Eva-it was you who would’ve been left out. And still should be. #BTG

A be-bopera masterpiece, you say? I was promised it and now I want it! This cast could definitely pull of something like « Carmen: A Hip-Hopera » but jazzy. #BTG

Ted is the odd man out-Eva can celebrate the holidays with Leslie and Peaches. Andre just married Dani and Ted’s kids are Duprees. And he can’t even get a pity invite from Carlton or Bill. He’s gonna have to Charlie Brown alone and not ruin everyone else’s holidays by forcing his strays. #BTG

Carlton knows how to apply pressure. #BTG

Samantha, your Pops isnt the only one who is deeply disappointed in you. #BTG

Now why would Elon hand deliver Izaiah to Joey? #BTG

Mom: Joey?! Joey is *the* best sex she ever had?!
Me: Better than her husband. Better than the escorts. Better than the choice select at the country club…
Mom: I don’t believe that.
#BTG

Multiple things on the Duprees? Not just Martin? #BTG

I see Carlton knows how to beg. #BTG

Joey is choking on having his power called into question from Chief Hawthorne. It makes me wonder if the coalition of doom came to be because Izaiah got into trouble that Bill, Joey, Vernon and Malone had to get him out of. And now he’s back in town. And Martin owes him a favor. #BTG

Yeah! Explain the prophylactic! And a gold foil?! Sir, please! #BTG

I want tshirts that read, “Dani get your gun.” #BTG

Lord…if Izaiah called Eva I won’t be happy. He clearly isnt over Yolanda, so she’ll be second choice. Again. #BTG

Nicole is clearly going to have to relocate her staff- they let Leslie run amuck, Ted was spraying Febreeze, this lady let in someone who isnt a delivery…unless it’s a d..in a box. #BTG

I thought we were seconds away from seeing Nicole imagine the kind of threesome that her niece used to take part in. #BTG

When are we going to meet Yolanda and whatever it is she’s hiding. #BTG

Oh thank goodness Martin knows where his ambitions should go. I thought he was going to re-ignite another campaign. I see where Joey’s favor could come into play. #BTG

So that’s what Samantha’s rationale is going to be: she is going to try to connect with Usher Jr sexually to get him to like her as much as she likes him. Sigh. As her mama said, “reach higher on the tree.” #BTG

Here we go with the mirroring again: Kat and Ted edition. It doesn’t seem like Ted wants Carlton and Nicole together because he can’t have something that C “coveted.” Kat doesn’t want Eva to have Izaiah but because she wants him, but because Eva does. #BTG

Ted is doing too much. Dani is right, Nicole needs to shake the dust of Ted off of her feet. And what did Carlton do besides be better than him. #BTG

I can absolve Martin a tad bit for not identifying the danger to Smitty when it came back because he was advised not to, but I do NOT absolve him for interfering with Smitty’s career or his attitude towards the kids. That’s gotta be addressed in therapy, too. #BTG

I love that Shanice is nosy-she embraces it and so does everyone else. #BTG