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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ she/they โ€ข musician from Chicago ๐ŸŽค splitjawhc.bsky.social โ€ข click the link I dare you!!! linktr.ee/splitjawhc

1,173 Followers  |  446 Following  |  500 Posts  |  Joined: 12.08.2023  |  2.0923

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Girls night ๐Ÿคช

09.04.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello sorry for being absent I got to do a little vocal feature with The Callous Daoboys tho ๐Ÿฅฒ

26.03.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The estrogen + anti depressants combo has rlly nerfed my tolerance so if I can just get thru like 2 of them I might as well not taste it after that

24.02.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stoked to announce I think I finally have acquired whatever is you need to acquire to think beer tastes fine

22.02.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But tell me again how itโ€™s only about womenโ€™s sports or trans kids

19.02.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AND I just got my tax return I am up unbelievable

19.02.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Maude Wednesday I got an approved for an apartment ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

19.02.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tummy Tuesday on Wednesday

12.02.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New hair ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฅฐ

07.02.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Photos by Ari Karnezis

07.02.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SPLITJAW live and sold out at Subterranean ๐Ÿฅฒ

07.02.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like the doomerism on here is a lil worse than Twitter tbh. But like, way less nazis so pick ur poison I guess

06.02.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to see you back on your bullshit, Jos

06.02.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They literally said heโ€™s a god king basically like what do u mean

06.02.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or maybe toon town is just that lit

06.02.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate these two so much

05.02.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Likeโ€ฆNOW the Demโ€™s start the โ€œthis is an oligarchyโ€ talking point? AFTER the election??? Bro. That wouldโ€™ve been a much stronger talking point than saying how much they love cops and how theyโ€™re center right blah blah blah. Conservatives vote conservative and liberals donโ€™t. Thatโ€™s why she lost.

05.02.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even without the issue of Gaza I feel like Kamala still loses if she runs the same campaign. She didnโ€™t stand up for trans people, she didnโ€™t promise a federal minimum wage increase, she had unclear messaging on economic policy in general other than the 2 programs she kept talking about starting

05.02.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I can hope for is that Elon does something so catastrophically stupid that it pisses off even Trump and he finally cuts him loose

03.02.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t wait for the fentanyl czar to find nothing and for Trump to accuse them of lying

03.02.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think all 3 but first and foremost to distract from the coup

03.02.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAO WHAT???!

03.02.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbh Iโ€™d like to see him try

03.02.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last night was genuinely one of the greatest nights of my entire life

03.02.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ian Fidance is a loser and a bitch

02.02.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s always ppl with the most privilege who think transitioning should be hard because itโ€™s the only hard thing theyโ€™ve ever had to do and they canโ€™t fathom that thatโ€™s just what life is like for everyone else

01.02.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m trying to kill the hater in me this year but this woman needs to d*e

01.02.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They were out of monster Fโ€™s in chat

01.02.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is quite literally their job to try and act on these things and they just do not lol

01.02.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this line of questioning from the old guard โ€“ย schumer, schiff, et al โ€“ is pissing me off

no shit it's illegal, just like jan 6. keeping classified docs at the guest house. truly countless violations of the emoulments clause. none of which had consequences

if you want legal, you enforce the law

01.02.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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