Pair-A-Dyce

Why are church folks following me? I am a heathen, let me be very clear about that now... 😂

a woman sitting at a desk with her hands on her head and the words state of my mind ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with her hands on her head and the words state of my mind

How I'm supposed to keep track of Bill Burr?

i'm "quiet dating" (pretending i have prospects and not actually dating)

My bad, bro 🫨

Is he the one Jerry Jones was talking to Jamie Foxx about?

That corner is getting torn off to pour gummies in my hand

Add cocaine you coward

I started out with just 2 meetings today and it's already doubled. Gross

Launched some new merch 🙂‍↔️
www.pairadyce.com/products/dep...

How long after there is a shooting at a business do you wait to return? 😂

Halfway done with mastering the next album 🙂‍↔️

"TopSkeeter" is a wild proclamation, even for this app

If zombies bite you and you turn to a zombie, how do they know when to stop biting you? Do you just start to taste sour? Need answers

I want to debate this... but after surveying some folks my age, you right 😂

This how y'all look smokin hookah and vapes to me...

Why am I getting illuminati invites on here 😂 tf

Nah, i need the ability to turn off reposts. This not gonna work lol

OneDrive memories

I love anime, but not in a 'I’m gonna change my picture and talk about it everyday’ way… more of a "oh you like it too and (silently nod)” way.

I would rather die

Waffle House will never let me down

I keep saying I'm going to make music but then i do some much needed housework and then i say "I'll rest a bit" like a fool

Feathers and a beak... Also business clothes... Everything 🥲

the thing about working a fully remote job without real set hours is that time really becomes a meaningless illusion

Please, who do I beg to?

Need dark mode. Pupils burning

Stand up calls

Things i have learned on bluesky: skeet, protocol, elon

Okay, I've arrived... Again... In a new app