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The market crashes.

The whole world: It’s bc of the tariffs.

Trump: our economy is in a place nobody has ever seen all because of me. It’s a huge great economy. A big economy. A lot of people are saying it’s great and big

MAGA: what trump says is true. The market hasn’t crashed.

How the fuck.

I honestly can’t fucking calm down that the birds won the Super Bowl. What a week.

I feel like we should give a lesson to all of the dorks that plaster the punisher logo with the blue line on it that frank castle would be the guy that shot that insurance CEO. Not the people hunting him.

Lmao if anyone is shocked about what happened to that UHS CEO … wait until these red hats destroy the VA and all of the veterans that spent the last 20 years in combat start getting their benefits slashed and healthcare denied. Yikes.

We may find this shocking but another instance of “oh shit, it’s not satire anymore”

“We’Re LoOkInG FoR a MoTiVe”

I’m renaming both of my kids Saquon.

This pleases the liberty moms or whatever they call their book burning club.

More of this please 😂

This is either the wittiest commenter on the internet or he’s an expert on proving a point but either way holy shit.

Oh god damn it. Every time I laugh at these cabinet picks I feel like Tom Hanks in the money pit laughing at the tub falling through the floor.

Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet Registered sex offender Tim Finhook was court-mandated to go door to door in an effort to inform neighbors that he’s a part of newly reelected Donald Trump’s cabinet.

Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet
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Running out of ammo, being forced to run from packs of dogs and chugging beers feels purposeful for some reason.

Are people other than Philly sports fans getting emails from the democrats begging for money after they blew it? I feel like they know how big of suckers we are and that we are conditioned to keep coming back after our team chokes… but I’m not falling for it this time.

Matt Gaetz had to drop out because the number of days since his nomination was quickly approaching 18

Side quest sally over here

If you really want to own the libs: press yourself up against the shower wall and only wash your back. Can’t see it and you won’t be burdened by touching it either.

If a male walks into a woman’s bathroom now is there a trap door or a net that captures them to keep them from assaulting women while they’re pooping? Maybe some home alone style paint cans? Just wondering how it’s not a systemic issue until transpeople need to poop. My millennial brain hurts.

Stalker 2 is loading up. Super stoked to play it. Happy to support Ukrainian game devs.

Anyone have Tom from MySpace showing up on this app on their 2024 bingo card?

And to address this statistic, being diagnosed hopefully means they are seeking treatment. I’d imagine young conservatives are just as mentally ill. Just undiagnosed. We saw them break into the capital building a few years ago and we read their manifestos when they’re done shooting up schools.

I don’t support a party. To be fair: Bush sent me to an unjust war, Obama pulled us out. Both parties are heavily funded by war contractors so neither should be accepted as “vowing to stay out of it.” Especially as we slide further into an oligarchy.

100% don’t understand what the hate for #veilguard was about. Just rolled credits. 90 hours put into it. I thought it was great. Well done, @bioware.bsky.social

LOVE this. I’m a very liberal white guy. Got my mental health disorder in Iraq. Love posts like this that add to a stigma that stops my fellow vets from seeking help. Dead vets do save tax payer money though! Well played, patriot!

Cmon… Give him a break. Dude is about to lose his job to some mid level manager at Tesla/amazon tasked with scouting kids with learning disabilities to put into some Orwellian “career path” labor training.