Catherine Tinker

i could’ve gotten in on the right wing outrage grift from the start

barack obama had just been elected! my church did a fuckass play about post-rapture converts escaping persecution!! i could’ve been so much more obnoxious

i wish i were joking about this

ffs just do your homework according to the rubric and then pray for forgiveness. that’s what i did in ninth grade biology when i got an A on a test about evolution

i know what advice i would have given the student but oh my GOD it’s so bad

i don’t want to give more attention to the grifter’s bad essay but oh my god i didn’t see anything nearly as bad in my three years as a peer writing tutor in undergrad

learning from bad things to try and prevent them from happening again? that’s good shit

A brown tabby cat has a suspicious look on her face

my mom’s cat stella is a diva and i love her

only romanticizing the parts of the past where disaster led to evidence-based safety regulations

life is a rich tapestry

i know i’m the weird coworker but at least i’m that in the sense of “enjoys four hour youtube documentaries on theme parks” sense and not “thinks drawings of the solar system are demonic” weird

World Baseball Showcase

WDW’s Wide World of Sports feels like a prime location for WBC scrimmages

Cocoa asleep under the Christmas tree

good morning

very thankful for zyrtec and systane

Please give them lots of pets and lovings for me

(i live too close to a mall to want to deal with traffic)

thanksgiving weekend is for staying home and getting cozy

An orange and white cat is sleeping peacefully in a sunbeam

turkey coma

Cocoa under the decorated Christmas tree with the lights on

it’s her favorite day

Hallmark ornaments commemorating the Dodgers’ 2020 and 2024 WS wins

The newest addition has already been ordered:)

a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a sign that says `` you are welcome '' . Alt: george bailey standing in front of a sign that says “you are welcome bedford falls”

My favorite Christmas movie is an undisputed great…I love being above discourse

Mini Sanrio ornaments: Hello Kitty in a pink outfit, Pochacco in a red sweater, Badtz Maru holding a mini snowman, Keroppi holding a wreath, and Hello Kitty in red

one easy trick to becoming a vintage collector: acquire something as a child and keep it for 25 years

i hope the neighbor kids had a good cousin walk yesterday

That one “trade offer” meme with that guy tenting his fingers I receive the same amount of money You receive “30% off”

black friday deals are like

i’m thankful the dodgers have gotten two back to back rings against teams i don’t care about so that the ordeal of the 2020 series can settle further into the past

well, what are you waiting for

Pepper, who has been spending the past 2 hours making sure I’m aware that her dish is empty.

Cocoa stands on her staircase with a bookcase full of trinkets behind her

thanking

10/10 eye contact