Catherine Tinker

People like to say nobody is more spoiled than Dodgers fans, but they’ve never met Cocoa.

My windshield took its time defrosting

The last time I remember this happening was kindergarten, January 2000.

Tampa got frost‼️

i only put it on the lowest setting possible so she can warm up safely

Cocoa sits partially on a gray heating pad

morning warmies

Cocoa tucked into a pile of blue bedsheets and blankets

I needed to bring this classic Cocoa over here

LBD review of melania they're showing this movie on airlines and people are still walking out

lmao

Cocoa’s paw sticking out from a cat tree platform. Her toe beans are on display

toe beans

pissing off my maga neighbors with “party in the usa” on full volume

setting up a contingency plan

(telling loved ones to wake me up if i am asleep when It Happens. i’ve got jokes ready)

my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

Thermostat was programmed to not go above a certain temperature. One boss asked me to call our servicer to come look at it.

Multiple back and forth phone calls revealed that another boss had set up the thermostat limit and apparently not told anyone.

I have some very low-stakes work drama unfolding

I may not know everything but I do know to start a paper trail

Cigna: We did not cover this
Quest Diagnostics: Yes they did and we will send a letter of proof

😵‍💫

it was a game changer to realize i could only break off however many pieces i wanted and put the rest back in the fridge

What’s Her Face dolls are older than ICE

Diva Starz by Mattel are older than ICE

I only want one, but also to bake it to my preferences

Idea: single serve Pillsbury cinnamon rolls

And people were already suspecting that before Alex Pretti's murder. At both my local protest immediately after Renee Good's murder, and the one I was at Saturday morning, people had signs that read, "They Will Kill Again" and "They Would Kill You Too."

ICE immediately proved them right.

That’s even wilder. Like, DISNEY didn’t have merch at the ready

i get it, they didn’t expect this level of reception, but NOTHING until now??

if i can make a very lighthearted comment real quick, what a generational fumble that mattel is just now announcing kpop demon hunters toys

he’s from the rich snob area of tampa

Cocoa on her heating pad

absorb warmth

tl;dr:

You are not the main character. Act accordingly.

have they tried self-abolishing

my other piece of advice is to not be offended if folks are wary of you at first. this isn’t about you anyway!