Lauren Flans laurenflans - Bluesky Statics

YES WE SAW IT SAUSAGE SCURRY!!! 😍

04.03.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok this tracks

04.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why don't u guys like this

02.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

more like marco rubiNO amirite

02.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

oh great now our shitty fucking president is appropriating having unsightly skin rashes which is definitively MY thing

02.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you either die goofy or live long enough to see yourself become pluto

02.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me to get my Novavax booster!" video; jfc. Anyway, I wanted to say all of this in reply to the woman you quote-posted instead of dumping it here, but of course she has turned off replies - the truest metric of a good faith argument! 😃

Get vaccinated, but also WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

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02.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

highly effective at preventing severe outcomes during the acute phase of Covid; they do not 𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 reduce transmission itself by any rational standard, but of course you should still get them as a 𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 of protection, WHICH JULIE SAYS IN HER FUCKING VIDEOS! She literally did a "come with (3/4)

02.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

everybody knows MULTIPLE people who had "breakthrough" Delta infections within months or WEEKS of getting vaccinated. And I say this as someone who still gets vaccinated every six months! I would *love* to know how many of the people calling Julie anti-vax can say the same. The vaccines are (2/4)

02.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So many "experts" (HEAVY shade/sarcasm) are being 𝘣𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 disingenuous about this. The exact quote in Julie's video is "vaccines don't actually reduce transmission 𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆" and this is fucking true! The highest ever vaccine uptake was right when they were rolled out in April-ish 2021 and (1/4)

02.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"love wins" damn dude are u sure cause right now love is getting its fucking ass kicked

02.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ok damn ur right

02.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YET.

02.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

@begillz.bsky.social another Sophie! 😍 Sophie hive RISE UP!

02.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Instagram DM exchange between me and my buddy: HIM: I dunno, he seems like a nice fella ME: i will fight his pansy ass HIM: (Nodding) Whatever he is seems far more deep-seated than just addiction, certainly ME: i will ask him about this after i kick his pansy ass HIM: I believe in you

BAHAHAHAHAHA literally what I said to my friend on Insta 🤣🤣🤣

02.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omfg i didn't know he'd used an adjective too what a fucking loser 🤣

02.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

weird that shia labeouf says gay men scare him since he has the gayest fucking name i have ever heard like bitch your full government name is SHIA SAIDE LABEOUF that's like the name version of an ascot you fucking queen 👑

02.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

how does she always look so wise? 🥹

02.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he is always amenable to sun! 🌞

01.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh helllllo sun pups 🌞

01.03.2026 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a smol dachshund-mix looks at the camera with his little frosted face

my little senior guy says hi back!

01.03.2026 07:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh my gosh hi li'l scruffles 🥹

01.03.2026 07:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is so touching 🥺 I love thinking about it this way (and I have always had a fascination with Australia and New Zealand). I truly can't imagine how hard it must have been to have to say goodbye ❤️‍🩹

01.03.2026 07:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

welcome to Gay 🌈

01.03.2026 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GOOD BOY, FLOYD!!! 🏆

01.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no, this is correct

01.03.2026 05:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh yeah this is the good stuff

01.03.2026 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what a good pupper 🥹

01.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NO BECAUSE HE IS MY BIOLOGICAL SON!! I can tell because we both have the same anxiety 🙏

01.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i thought i didn't have to have ANY talks with him since he's neutered 😩

01.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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