Eric @ sleepypeach.clothing

I offer $1,000 for every A my kids get on their report cards.

It teaches them the importance of education and working hard.

Luckily they're stupid as fuck.

#education #motivational #inspiring #teachablemoments #teacher

The rule of 8+8+8

Everyone has 24 hours to spend in a day. Distribute your day into 8+8+8 for a healthier work/life balance.

1. 8 hours sleep
2. 8 hours eating paper
3. 8 hours eating paper (con't)

#inspiring #inspirational #bossmoves #ceothoughts #business

I never thought I'd have these things by age 30:

1. Car paid off
2. No home loans
3. 6 figure passive income

And I was right. I don't have any of these things.

#hustle #entrepreneur #bossmoves #inspiring #inspirational

If I could choose between a billion dollars or happiness I would choose happiness every time.

I'm already a billionaire.

#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts

I always ask job candidates the same question:
“Tell me about a time you overcame adversity.”

Then I release the bees.

#inspiring #motivational #workhustle #bossbabe #entrepreneur

I met him once. It's not an act.

The horse did end up putting someone in the hospital. I will put a gofundme link on my profile later.

I brought a live horse into the Monday meeting.

Why? Because no one was addressing the real issue.

Sometimes the actual elephant in the room isn't an elephant at all. It's a horse.

My team didn’t laugh. They listened.

#motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur #dailyhustle

Sorry for the late replies. I was in prison.

@chili's has forever LOST my business!!

#motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur

Working at Sleepy Peach is a lot like being in a family.

When you sign on, you will play the role of my new wife.

HR is surprisingly on board with this.

#opentowork #ceo #inspirational #motivation

The Sleepy Peach team WORKS HARD and PLAYS HARDER.

Yesterday I broke an employee's collarbone over my knee during a team building exercise.

Don't believe our Glassdoor reviews. They're written by wimps and little babies.

#workhardplayharder #motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur

My work ethic knows no bounds.

I spent the weekend in the office.

There was a bee in my car I was waiting out.

#inspirational #motivation #ceothoughts #bossmoves #entrepreneur

I was devastated when one of my employees unexpectedly died last Saturday.

He knew how busy our weekends get. It was nearly impossible to find coverage.

#inspirational #motivation #ceo #bossmoves #dailyhustle

A candidate showed up 45 minutes late to our interview.

I gave him a job anyway.

He is our worst employee.

He's never organized.

#inspirational #motivational #ceothoughts #bossmoves #entrepreneur

A pay increase will make you happy for a DAY.

A healthy workplace environment will make you happy for YEARS.

Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with either.

#motivational #inspirational #ceothoughts #bossmoves

Heads up to my fellow entrepreneurs:

The meatverse is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the metaverse.

That's $4,000 I probably won't get back.

#entrepreneur #metaverse #ceothoughts #bossmoves #hustlemindset

Currently #opentowork.

Unrelated but I think crypto might be a scam.

#inspirational #motivational #ceothoughts #bossmoves

Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes
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I’m switching to a hustle and flow in 2025. Hoping I never have to see my “loved ones” ever again as I slowly dissolve into a pile of goo at my desk.

I hustle and grind 24/7.

I spent the last 3 days in the office.

I will do whatever it takes to avoid my family.

#inspirational #entrepreneur #visionary #motivational

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#twinpeaks fans -

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Same here friend. I didn't even have a chance to say goodbye to my spy 😭

Bought myself something from @sleepypeacheric.bsky.social because I'm sad about tiktok ❤️

A few years ago I had to say goodbye to one of our star employees who wanted to enter politics.

It was tough. I gave him a handshake and wished him luck. He smiled as he left the building.

That man's name was BARACK OBAMA. Not the president, though. This Barack Obama was a lot less successful.

If you "can't afford" to start a business but can afford

-new iPhone
-takeout
-rent
-insulin

You CAN afford to start a business. Don't make excuses. Make better choices.

#inspirational #motivation #ceo #bossmoves

Will be watching Eraserhead on a fucking telephone today in honor of David Lynch

#davidlynch #eraserhead #twinpeaks

The reason I require a cover letter is because I hate you.

#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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As a CEO, it's important to praise employees without giving them monetary incentives.

I tend to reward my hardest working employees with little kisses on their foreheads.

I don't know why HR finds this so hard to understand.

#inspirational #motivational #ceo

We hired someone with ZERO EXPERIENCE.

It was an actual baby. Just a few weeks old.

We lost MILLIONS, but it was still worth a shot.

Agree?

#inspirational #ceo #startup #bossmoves