ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ’s ʀᴇsᴛ

// TW: FLASHING LIGHTS

Since I’m back in the game here now, have some footage of what I got up to in my absence 🤘

My body hurt for a week, but was so worth it for my favourite band.

#Queekisms

Now I just gotta keep you here dammit

“Don’t you ever just let something be? Enjoy it in the moment and what it can naturally offer you?”

Shhhh.

“How can you make something as pleasant and beautiful as gardening sound so appalling?”

He kinda liked that about her, but he wasn’t about to admit it.

“Don’t worry. I think you’ll be alright.”

So long as he remembers not to give the new patron to many of these. Wanderer reaches down below the bar and pops open a small grey bottle. A gentle fizzle of steam blooms from the open top.

“Enjoy. On the house.”

#Queekisms

Honestly y’all aren’t ready to see me and Kiki back at it again.

We will casually dominate your TL and we’re not sorry about it.

“I’m I completely subservient if you’re thanking me for it…?”

He shrugged. Glad she accepted his gift.

#Queekisms

Unrelated: Wanderer (the owner) is not open for shipping btw. He’s already commited to an old single-ship me and @bitchyscience.bsky.social are planning on rekindling between our muses.

(They were a thing when I wrote Wandie as his own muse years ago)

“Nothing. It’s called a ro…”

He’s got the sneaking suspicion ‘that’ word will only make this worse.

“…a gift.”

“A rose…?”

He blinked in total confusion. Could someone so smart and usually aware of things be unaware of what today is?

“For Valentine’s Day…?”

“Whoa…”

He thought for a second. Trying to think of just the right drink for Vulcan.

“We’ve got some Chech'tluth. It’s a Klingon drink. Trust me, it’ll hit you.”

Offers @bitchyscience.bsky.social a rose.

The Wanderer leaned over the bar.

“Well. What would you like?”

Exactly!

6 — And here we are! At the third and current version of Wanderer. A laidback and world-weary traveler who decided to run a space-bar.

He saw the stars.
Saved some people.
Slightly redeemed himself.

Now he’s running his bar.
A quiet but very interesting life.

5 — Naming himself the Wanderer: Albert!Wandie travelled the stars. Seeking to rebuild his mind and create a new reputation for himself.

He eventually died after helping to save some humans from disaster. Regenerating into the third incarnation of the Wanderer.

4 — The first part of the Second Wanderer’s life was spent as a ‘human’ called Albert Wright.

A photography student.

Left breadcrumbs by his 1st self, Albert eventually found a device capable of restoring his forgotten memories and Timelord biology.

Albert ceased to be.
The Timelord returned.

3 — The 1st Wanderer (who went by a name the current Wanderer refuses to acknowledge) fought in the Time War.

He was an evil and brutal SOB. But once the war hit close to home, he went off the rails and ran away. Wiping his own memories and changing faces. Hiding as a human to hide from his pain.

We have synthetic alternatives…?
You won’t get anything from it, but you should be able to drink it.

What do you drink…?

2 — Why’d the time traveller make a bar? Well! A lot of Timelords who run away from home tend to go out and explore the universe.

But Wandie thought: Why not get the universe to come to me?

So here he is.

Or you’ll be barred for life.

1 — The Wanderer is a Timelord.
Advanced reincarnate upon death time travellers basically. He’s currently on his third of twelve total lives.

Might include facts about the bar too!

“And while yer at it, check out the bedroom items in the back section of the second floor of the S.C.R.E.W. at %33 percent off today.

Sheets and pillows are %35.”

Valentines Day Special: 25% off of everything for couples!

Your funeral.

#Queekisms

Unrelated: Wanderer (the owner) is not open for shipping btw. He’s already commited to an old single-ship me and @bitchyscience.bsky.social are planning on rekindling between our muses.

(They were a thing when I wrote Wandie as his own muse years ago)

🫎

Dimitri who helps run a farm
:D