Don't forget to pre-game the ides of march
I don’t believe in having heroes. Eddie Murphy is my only hero.
Blocking this clown but let’s immortalize this in case they delete
I didn’t really enjoy comedians in cars but I’ll fucking walk into traffic for Eddie stories. Another great one in that is when he realised Sammy Davis Jr laughed that way because of cocaine when Sammy leaned in and said “yknow the devil is more powerful than god” and then did his iconic laugh
"EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin said the proposed rule shows the agency’s commitment to protecting people’s health while maintaining a stable domestic medical supply chain."
Ok well that's not your job your job is to make sure we can breathe air & drink water without getting cancer, even if it's hard
You're supposed to tell medical companies to get their shit together is what you're supposed to do you're supposed to say they cannot poison their workers and those in the neighborhood with leukemia chemicals AND make sure they're cleaning needles apparently properly like it actually is your job to
Way too many Americans: This is because Trump bad
Me and my friends, old enough and/or well-read enough to remember:
Bush still held it by 2020 too, like it was still bush as the worst. Now…. Nope
It is easy now to forget that George W. Bush had a white-knuckled stranglehold on the title of worst United States president in history. It was like Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game at the time. No one ever thought it would be possible to even come close, let alone beat it.
Like what are we doing here, Josie? He has many victims!!!
I believe Eddie Murphy lol
The biopic is severely misguided btw. Like… it’s not a bisexual Freddie Mercury or Elton John’s alcoholism and drug addiction. It’s pedophilia. Insane
Any other story about Michael Jackson I find just horrifying. Guy was a severely fucked up man. Sure could sing and dance though. But yeah pure monster
My favorite Michael Jackson story, which I know the biopic won’t have the guts to cover, is when Eddie Murphy visited Neverland ranch and saw a feral Bubbles the chimpanzee raging against his cage and asked “IS THAT BUBBLES???” to which Michael replied “No, no, don’t go over there, Eddie!”
Godzilla on the Joe Rogan Experience:
Godzilla: “A FUCKING MOTH?! I get beat by a fucking moth!?”
Joe: “HAHA you fucking pussy”
Godzilla: “I know I know, it’s so fucking crazy bro”
Joe: “What do you think about vaccines?”
Godzilla: “…can we not do this, man?”
The Theranos trick is basically the Enron trick of lying and only punishing figurehead makes the cancer spread
Godzilla on the Joe Rogan Experience:
Godzilla: “A FUCKING MOTH?! I get beat by a fucking moth!?”
Joe: “HAHA you fucking pussy”
Godzilla: “I know I know, it’s so fucking crazy bro”
Joe: “What do you think about vaccines?”
Godzilla: “…can we not do this, man?”
Woke Reaganomics
I think future generations if they remember the AI bubble will recall it was a time where CEOs were so fucking stupid that a scammer told them they could replace Shakespeare with Microsoft word and they believed them
'Arc Raiders' has started replacing AI voices with human ones 🎮
The CEO admits they are 'better'
"There is a quality difference. A real professional actor is better than AI; that’s just how it is"
(via GI Biz)
I think the Iran war should be settled in the traditional game using the ancient game of “poop-dollar”
This Louis Theroux doc is great!
Neither of you seem to appreciate how we need summer dollars!!
More and more people are saying The Mayor From Jaws is the most tragically relevant political satire of our age
i'm so glad matt taibbi and michael tracey both found someone who thinks the way they jack off looks cool as hell and is actually really smart too, but i need them to understand this is a rare and special thing they have together. it's not a Show. that's just for you
why are bees doing brutalism
HONHONHONHONHON
