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@cmonmaque.bsky.social

Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.

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I love Martin McDonagh. I saw the play The Lieutenant of Inishmore several times, I had so much fun seeing how my companions reacted to the end.

06.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Would you be shocked if I told you she was FURIOUS about old Dr Seuss books not being republished?

06.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like it really was breathtaking how lazy and stupid she is. She had a running series of random college students talking about moving schools cuz woke outta control. Zero background checking, just like “tell us how the left silenced you”. Constantly posted shit filled with errors. Really great stuff

06.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 47    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I know a lot of people on here weren’t on Twitter so it’s hard to understand but if I try to put it succinctly: Bari Weiss was one of the dumbest people on Twitter. Consistently.

06.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 175    🔁 16    💬 9    📌 2
06.10.2025 13:15 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
me in a pink top long brown hair purple lipstick doing a peace sign

me in a pink top long brown hair purple lipstick doing a peace sign

Name a Film with a Deer, Rabbit, or Raccoon.

06.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 103    🔁 14    💬 95    📌 110

My thoughts on the matter:

06.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 57    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

06.10.2025 12:59 — 👍 7583    🔁 976    💬 605    📌 885

@nicolekidman call me babe

06.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 176    🔁 3    💬 8    📌 0

Shutdown workin

06.10.2025 11:12 — 👍 224    🔁 29    💬 8    📌 2

Me at literally every DEI event I’ve ever been to

06.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There really is no reasonable explanation for the backlash to DEI outside of racism. Like “I’ll be in my cold dead grave before I go talk to my coworkers about their background over cookies”

06.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m happy DEI is finally under control again. I’m all for equality but those ice cream socials were really getting out of hand

06.10.2025 13:03 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

If I were in the wicker man it wouldn’t have gone down like that

06.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 37    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

Noah says alot of shit

06.10.2025 12:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love this for you bestie, please exchange info with me so we can go balls to the wall in unity

06.10.2025 12:35 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“Oh I bet you loved notting hill, like an idiot would”

06.10.2025 12:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the bluesky mods try to strike me down I shall come more powerful than they can even imagine by which I mean I’ll go back to IMDb and become a horrible beast again

06.10.2025 12:33 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

its rare that he does something I like, but handing the phone to Netanyahu and supervising the apology like Bibi is his disobedient 8 year old is kinda funny.

06.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Yknow who else quoted Mao Zedong a lot? That’s right! Mao Zedong

06.10.2025 12:30 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

What a world we live in

06.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 59    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 2
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Haha how did I miss this

06.10.2025 07:08 — 👍 124    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 7

because my dad still watches Bill Maher and thinks Maher is a smart and reasonable enough guy who wouldn’t do something irresponsible like say things on his show that he hadn’t read about and fact-checked, he is now convinced there’s a open-secret genocide of Christians happening in Nigeria

06.10.2025 12:17 — 👍 56    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 3

they’re calling it the libs of tiktok for ai girlfriends

06.10.2025 12:17 — 👍 868    🔁 42    💬 19    📌 0

Website rules end of story

05.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 1443    🔁 145    💬 12    📌 2

I’ve begun seeing the number 17 wherever I look just like in that Jim Carrey movie, “ace Ventura”

06.10.2025 12:11 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Seeing gen Z rapidly turn into garden variety gen x drink from the hose wanterers has chilled me to my very core

06.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 31    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Ugly laughed at it

06.10.2025 12:03 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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06.10.2025 11:58 — 👍 37    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

A pizza you have to wipe off just to eat

06.10.2025 11:57 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0

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