Return of the Cmonmacques

Return of the Cmonmacques

@cmonmaque.bsky.social

Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.

19,409 Followers 1,911 Following 36,750 Posts Joined Nov 2023
45 minutes ago

the lid even has the little stalactites that will drop hot oil back on to my fried chicken

it’s oven safe to 450° and can be used stovetop

4qt.

$20!!! are you on your way to Aldi yet and if not why not?

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Another 3 members of Iran's women's soccer team decide against staying in Australia as refugees Australia's government says another three members of Iran's women’s soccer team who accepted refugee visas to stay in Australia have decided to return to their homeland.

You really don’t need to listen to a single thing expatriated Iranians have to say on this issue whatsoever

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Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

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I mean yes but also I’m not gonna just barrel on in with fake dong

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Louis Theroux interviewing Tom cruise in magnolia

This Louis Theroux doc is great!

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Harrison Ford in The Fugitive (1993)

Being in Chicago on St. Patrick's Day

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sean met michael tracey at a party once and said of the experience ‘i almost said he’s as greasy and smelly in person as you’d imagine from his posts but thinking about it he’s actually somehow even more so’

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the woke ginger got moneymaxxed to postmog kat abughazaleh. he was caught bribegooning while rizzminning.

my mom: that’s nice honey when are you going to come visit?

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11 hours ago

It's not fair that everyone is mocking Godzilla for doing Joe Rogan. He didn't even know who he is! Minilla pressured him to do it to "reach a younger audience" - that twerp has no business managing his father's career

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Yeah he was good and stupid

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The precogs stir in their chamber. I look up at the screen: a vision of me gripping my sides in pain as I clearly poop in my pants while the girl I had a crush on in high school looks on and laughs at me.

“Is this a minority report?” I ask

“Noooooo” Agatha says as she drifts back underwater…

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🎶 IRRAAAAA-AA-AAN WHY YOU PUNISH ME 🎶

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Godzilla on the Joe Rogan Experience:

Godzilla: “A FUCKING MOTH?! I get beat by a fucking moth!?”

Joe: “HAHA you fucking pussy”

Godzilla: “I know I know, it’s so fucking crazy bro”

Joe: “What do you think about vaccines?”

Godzilla: “…can we not do this, man?”

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Return of the Cmonmac... @cmonm... • 1h
If you're selling raw milk and it gets people sick you should be sued into oblivion and it baffles me that anybody would say otherwise.
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AngrySwede @christianmalmgren....
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JFC you americans and your sueing!
It's really like you demand a warning sign on a trampoline saying that "be sure there's water underneath"
Cant you think for yourselves?
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social
Whoopsie daisy
While the US has a significantly larger number of cases overall, Sweden has a higher rate of lawsuits per capita.

😭

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11 hours ago

I for one can’t understand what Hootie and the blowfish were doing in Yemen nor how they plan to block the Susie canal

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JAMES BALDWIN
White people are astounded by Birmingham.
Black people aren't.
White people are endlessly demanding to be reassured that Birmingham is really on Mars.
They don't want to believe, still less to act on the belief,
that what is happening in Birmingham is happening all over the country.
They don't want to realize that there is not one step, morally or actually, between Birmingham and Los Angeles.
I pokes

White people are astounded by Birmingham.
Black people aren't.
White people are endlessly demanding to be reassured that Birmingham is really on Mars.
They don't want to believe, still less to act on the belief,
that what is happening in Birmingham is happening all over the country.

James Baldwin

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Cat playing a game with a passenger at a metro station in Istanbul:

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Big D flying today

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WHERE DO YOU GET THIS IDEA?

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For industrial equipment you often want water way purer than a simple "potable" standard. The variety of potential concerns is greater for drinking water but coolant piping is way less tolerant of chloride content than the human body.

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Confidently slinging horseshit. Incredible

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“Where do you get this idea!?” I don’t know, from everywhere

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Dudes just straight up lying about potable water usage. Incredible

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As a wastewater treatment plant operator and an engineer specialized in thermodynamics, using seawater for cooling is a god awful idea. Using wastewater from municipal sources is a terrible idea. And wastewater from AI datacenters have been screwing up treatment plants

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I like how this imbecile is just straight up lying about potable water and data centers. Yes they absolutely consume gargantuan amounts of potable water and while some data centres are trying to use other sources they struggle to do so as it damages equipment. Just a pure liar through and through.

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This day in history. 1647. The Truce of Ulm, signed by Maximilian of Bavaria, Henri de la Tour of France, Carl Gustaf Wrangel of Sweden, and Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Fried Digger Dingle-Dangle Dongle Burstein Von Knacker Banger Horowitz Knotty Mittler Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

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My tip would be you shouldn’t work for a dog killer and my gift card would be an expired loyalty card to circuit city

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Nostalgia

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For those of us who drink gasoline, this time is an extra large hardship

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