Misandrosaurus Hex

I also want to blame him for this specifically because we’ve JUST had a series of articles talking about how his shitty satellites are falling back out of the sky almost as fast as he’s throwing them up there

Every time I take the extra ~20 steps each way to return my cart to the spot where they live just inside the doors

My pet food store has perhaps a dozen carts, is in a strip mall without a parking lot return, and keeps their markups from wholesale relatively low by not employing an extra person to constantly fetch the carts, and it is *embarrassing for the human race* how surprised the cashier is (cont)

It’s a spacex satellite, right?

A great service to community and humanity

The face of no carb regrets!

HOW DOES IT ACTUALLY ATTACH WTF

Because of car drivers, yes

With a side of “don’t worry, as soon as I’m home I’ll start talking big about how much of a shithole your city is”

One of the most popular genres of snarky cross stitch pattern is a sampler that says “this is proof I have the patience to stab something thousands of times”

First, actually!

Did not fucking love THIS tonight though!

I mean, *I* would like the secret trick

Sharks working hard to make Tristen Jarry look good tonight

if you're in Alberta and you want your flu and covid shot in 2026 - yes you read that correctly - you have to preorder them right now. So here's the link. go do that. Just in case none of those people get removed from power by then.

please repost this, as the province seems bent on killing us.

You don't have to actively support a form of protest you don't approve of, if that's not something you're comfortable with. But you don't undermine it, either. Eyes on the prize and have some goddamn sense.

No kings, no masters, no wave at sports games in the Bay Area

And I just earwormed myself in the middle of a hockey game

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover,

And my penis was missing again

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

really the best way I can express it is that the administration has lost the Mandate of Heaven.

“Don’t forget you’re wearing your oxygen mask under your nose the whole time, to show that you won’t capitulate to the woke medical establishment that says you need to breathe oxygen in order to live”

A mariachi band just did the star spangled banner for Los Tiburones night and I can’t help but wonder how many republicans have no idea why they just got an ice pick headache

square concrete slab on the ground with “OLD DYKES AGAINST TECH BROS” stenciled onto it

here is my favorite sign from today

My second cousin could be technically described as “a Progressive heiress” and this is SO FUCKING REAL

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

I’d say my fashion sensibility is approximately “1994 lazygoth” tbh

Donald Trump has achieved what everyone claimed was impossible and convinced NYCers to hang out in Times Square