Tyler

I remember him from an early aughts message board where he said MLB shouldn't sell red Yankee caps because if you see a group of kids wearing them "you know they're up to something."

He's a big Barstool guy, I guess, but I'm never gonna forget the image of him cowering from teen Limp Bizkit fans.

Interview Chris Chalk Knows His Dick (I cut off the part that gives the context that "Dick" is the name of his character.)

I should hope so, Vulture, but you should ask him about being an actor instead.

Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone shatters pelvis after 20-foot fall from ladder The Lonely Island member Jorma Taccone fell 20 feet from a ladder, shattered his pelvis, and detached his sacrum from his spine in a scary accident inside a barn: 'My life flashes before my eyes.'

ew.com/lonely-islan...

Crumbl and Pop Tarts, two things that should not be present in any celestial kingdom.

If the Irish had won and made Pop Tarts holy, I'd maybe go to mass. Dipping some frosted strawberry into the Communion wine on a Sunday morning, instead they want to cede our nation's sweets to the Mormons.

We missed the chance for a religion to be able to claim Pop Tarts as sacred within their faith? FUCK

"Not in the Whip" by Big K.R.I.T

New anthem for replying on BlueSky just dropped.

Yeah, Campbell is a solid B+ or A- hire in most years. Nobody would have thought it strange if he had been the first choice over Sitake.

FIFA Peace Prize sounds like an XBox achievement for winning the World Cup with Liechtenstein in FIFA 2013

This suuuuuucks, but it's still better than the alternative (Paramount.)

I hate it here.

Need someone to call the Al B Sure hotline number and see what happens.

Here's two

RIP Bahamas Bowl, but the dream of Bowl Games Without Borders lives on.

Mark Carney is so lucky Kier Starmer is sucking up all the "get a load of this centrist dipshit" attention, because he's so terrible.

BODACIOUS IGNATIUS

Just stay in the East, Western Conference is full.

Doesn't matter how many years it's been, every time I hear the monthly siren test I think about Redman song is about to play.

This has to be the first draft of some Brett Easton Ellis story.

Listening to SPY right now when I read this post

Your 2025 was a masterclass in sharp- tongued lyricism, cruising through a soundscape where dusty, opulent beats met street-savvy narratives and laid-back luxury. You explored hip-hop's intricate tapestry, punctuated by both classic grit and unique modern flair.

You are Work Drugs's 85th biggest fan

Tidal really letting me know that I'm in my 40's and they KNOW IT.

Makes zero sense to shovel while it's still snowing, you're right. I get where she's coming from with the neighbor but then you're just going to do twice the work to save him effort (which he's choosing to do!)

Headline: "Lane Kiffin on his move from Ole Miss to LSU: ‘No way to possibly do it better’" Picture of Lane Kiffin looking like a goof in front of a purple LSU background

A+ headline and picture combination

Heard a beautiful cover of "Tonight Tonight" that just doesn't work for me. That's a song that requires vocals going from "angelic softness" into "nasal whiny teenager" and back, don't give me beautiful harmony.

This Thanksgiving, remember those struggling to get by and making do with as little as possible. Specifically the people in charge of wigs for Stranger Things.

thinking about her today…

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

There's a war going on outside no man is safe from, Charlie Brown.

That's right!

Is Max Brosmer going to be the first Gophers QB to attempt a pass in an NFL game this century?

No spoilers!