Release the Conan end of show bits for the other nominated films, please.
Javier Bardem rules
Wendi McLendon-Covey couldn't get an invite? Or did she pull a Sean Penn and skip?
Burger King doing the "we're sorry for sucking, but we're good now, like when you were a kid" bit completely misunderstands what Burger King's whole thing is supposed to be.
It sounds like a bit but Jeezy really does make music to shovel your way out of a blizzard to.
Also why I didn't like people talking about MN becoming part of Canada. Between anti-American and anti-immigrant sentiments, we would be a province full of second class citizens and any current or future PM would absolutely treat us like it.
Damn, I saw someone compare Carney to a Canadian George W Bush last year, but he's really going to make his own Maple ICE.
Lol, I completely forgot we had one last month!
It's the first of two Whiskey Friday The 13th With Tony Dokoupil's today (next one in November) so stay chaste tonight everyone. Nobody needs Tony Dokoupil popping up to chop their heads off.
Juvenile feat. Cathy “Ack! That Azz Up”
Hell yes, now that Kyle Anderson is back, we can do anything.
A screenshot from Loaded Weapon 1 first thing in the morning is a good omen.
Canada beating the US in baseball weeks after losing to the US in hockey would be very funny.
Damn, even his sweat glands are taking roids.
Yeah, why not?
There's no rule that says a dog can't score 84 points in a basketball game.
That Nick Castellanos joke is the darkest thing Paradise has ever done.
It will be replaced with DraftKings presents Uncomfortable Questions with Your Children Night
LOL, we really thought encouraging all Americans to read was of course a thing everyone could agree on. Celebrities from every background made those "READ" posters for every state and then 40% of white Americans decided reading was fake and gay so we can't do that.
Worried that exposing Abbey Murphy to this much Wild hockey and TNT halftime antics will somehow make her a loser by association.
Happy International Women's Day!
This photo is embarrassing right now it's gonna be even worse as time goes on.
Tonya Harding/James Madison
Didn't even realize Americans vacationed in Dubai like that, we already have an unsustainable entertainment and luxury destination in a desert surrounded by religious extremists and at least ours includes a decent hockey team.
- Illegal US aggression in the Middle East
- 50 Cent and TI beef
- New episodes of Scrubs airing
- Nobody can beat UConn's WBB team
The 00's are officially back!
bit by bit we will all learn that Bruce Pearl is actually insane
not ha-ha that's crazy lol insane
but actual barking paint chip-eating mad
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
Not at all important, but he's absolutely nipping out in this picture.
well hold on now maybe the military invasion in the middle east being run by narcissistic sociopaths with substance abuse issues will go smoothly and we’ll all end up looking stupid
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