Rusty

@saphfluff.bsky.social I have body glide and I'm still hurting :blobcorgi_pout:

I dunno who said thick thighs save lives because my thighs are killing me after walking so much :neodog_sob:

excuse me, sorry, pardon me *forces his way in and uses his nose to push your paws out of the way so he can lick food off the side of your plate* hi sorry I'm a little dog I don't know any better :blobcorgi_excited:

A photo of the Telegram media selection dialogue with the overflow menu icon circled.

A photo of the media selection overflow menu with the "Hide with spoiler" menu option circled.

Telegram tutorial time :soft_derp: :telegram:

If you want to blur a spoiler-y or saucy picture/photo for your friends, Telegram has that feature. Just open up the media selection dialogue, select a photo, hit the three-dot menu, and select "Hide with spoiler" […]

[Original post on cubhub.social]

Maybe I'm just spoiled by Mastodon but please blur your unsolicited NSFW photos on Telegram. :soft_nervous: I'm so tired of opening my messages to naughty bits when I'm around a bunch of people who can very clearly see my phone.

TSA groped my crotch and butt then told me to take off my shoes.

Literally experienced my entire sex life at the airport today. :blobfoxnompaws:

God made kink gear overly warm so we couldn't live a life of sin by wearing it full time. :soft_owo:

I would never ever stop being a neoprene puppy if I didn't have to :babyrawr:

@puppyshapes smolest smol to ever smol :cow_uwu:

Okay, so I don't really watch a lot of South Park... is this a normal amount of vitriol directed at the current administration or are Trey Stone and Matt Parker particularly pissed off? :wolf_peek:

#SouthPark #Paramount

@jaysartcorner.bsky.social what? >:3

I went swimming in a swim diaper and when I got out and slid them off a ton of water just poured all over my paws :fox_think:​

Good thing I took it off outside under my towel :blobbaby:​

A photo of three large boxes that may have previously contained diapers sitting on the floor side by side. They each have one of the top flaps propped against the wall with a hand drawn label on it.

A close-up photo of the labels on the boxes. They have hand-written wording and each one has a drawing of a Sesame Street character under it. The first one says "Maybe?" in blue marker, and I drew Grover! He's shrugging his shoulders because that box is for clothes that I might keep but I haven't decided yet. The second one says "Donate" in pink marker, and I drew Elmo! He's smiling and waving because I think he'd like the idea of donating things. The third one says "Garbage" in green marker and I drew Oscar the Grouch in his garbage can! He looks kinda weird because I drew him kinda small and it was tricky to get much detail on his face. He's kinda tough to read anyways.

I've been working on decluttering my house for the last few weeks and I decided to have some fun with labeling the boxes I'm using to sort my old clothes. :3

@trippytiger omg Oscar is so ready :soft_dab:​

[Silicon Valley Employment Hot Take]

Similar to how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, there is no ethical employment under capitalism either. Obviously there are exceptional circumstances with consumption where boycotts are called for and that same judgment for extreme cases […]

y'know, you can say what you want about Sonic Frontiers as a game (it's kinda boring tbh) but the soundtrack absolutely slaps :soft_headphones:​

Ugh my sleep schedule is fucked :corgi_wtf1: Again.

@wetwolf I wasn't sure if I wanted to spin up an entire VM just for nginx since it seemed like a lot of overhead just to run a lightweight server daemon, but I have the resources for it so idk why it bothers me so much. :blobfoxthinkgoogly:​ And yeah I was thinking about just using cloudflared […]

I need to set up a reverse-proxy for something but I need to do it in a docker container and I just don't want to :soft_dizzy:​

@ezratoonuki.bsky.social I'm a piggy puppy :333

I need to get my collar back on although I need to shave first but I hate shaving and I dun wanna :blobcorgi_pout:​

[re: Wet Diaper]

@phusky Just add another layer you coward :blobfoxuwu:

@vendetta :neodog_blush_hide:

My diaper is very soggy :neodog_blush_hide:

@DankandDebauchery I'll just slobber real good around my paci :piglove:

@DankandDebauchery Yeah!! Gotta keep that paci in place :blobbaby:

The one time I had to do jury duty they had a courthouse dog that they brought out for all the jurors and it's still the fastest I've ever seen a room full of grumpy, upset people turn into an upbeat and happy group of people.

Humans are simple creatures. :blobfoxlaughsweat: And yes, it worked […]

okkie, pig time :apigbongo: Happy Hogust!!

@barklikea.dog :neodog_hyper:

[re: Sexually suggestive]

@barklikea.dog Roar! 🐯

@Hyperion21 Soggy bread :blobcorgi_excited: :blobbaby: