My new video is out on YouTube now:
"Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions"
youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc
wait shit I forgot you can kiss the final boss in the middle of a fight lol
I mean it’d be weird too if you could press triangle go down on Colonel Campbell in the middle of the cutscene where he’s explaining that you have terminal cancer but 🤯 the point was the context lol
I made a point that it kinda misaligned with the MGS4’s theme (“war is bad”) that in serious cutscenes where your character goes to literal therapy to treat his PTS, you could shake the controller to make your therapist’s boobs jiggle uncontrollably.
now I receive comments like this every few days
Sheva’s voice actor remaining such a shooter for Resident Evil 5 that’s she’s releasing original music about it in 2026 is, frankly, incredible.
youtu.be/upg28sFZGf8?...
best thing about the new resi being set in 2026 is the implication that society ditched their futuristic holographic cube phones from RE6 (set in 2013) in favour of iphones
myself and my surroundings rapidly animorphing to tommy tallarico help
👁️!!NEW VIDEO!!👁️
In which I talk about *many* of the horror games released for the Nintendo Wii, and how its motion controls are used to enhance (or diminish) the sense of terror.
youtu.be/TkLoUBlJrJ0?...
never even played tomb raider
eyeing the progress bar when you’re 30 mins into a 1h30m video supposedly about ranking the Resident Evils, and we’re already at RE5 👀
fr this is an excellent piece with some tricks up its sleeve
in 10 months, you’ll hear a lot of people citing this as the best video essay of the year 👀
who did it better? 🚮
finally where I belong
the generational glow up of James Rolfe should be studied. man has lived like a windrammer
guy who buys a new plant every time he visits Rona. so many now that he had to set up an indoor irrigation system. I’m him
digivolving into my final form (nonno) as i collect dozens of pieces of wood that “might be useful some day”
my life is a party, my home is the club
when you get a voicemail in not english
“happy halloween” is very remixable
in 9 months he’ll be reborn
no greater letdown than reviewing attempted midnight pics of the radio dial taken to remind myself which stations I like (indecipherable)
excellent video
made a new video 🪖🇺🇸🦑
In 2002, the US military developed a free-to-play game: “America's Army”. The game does one really unique thing: despite being multiplayer, the ‘good guys’ always win.
wtf does this have to do with splatoon?
youtu.be/0eTNbHw5hMI
Video Jam done for another year! Hop in the playlist and checkout what everyone worked on 🙏
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I've jammed out a vid about where winning and losing meet youtu.be/X4jYuMUjQHw
JAM DONE! check out everyone’s submissions here: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
dragging fortunate_son.mid onto the timeline
I have the wildest idea U CANNOT possibly be ready.
couldn’t have picked a better theme 🙏 gonna spend the next two days on this