Coffee, straight out of my nose.
100 girls are dead because of generative AI
I mean, why else would he constantly be hiding out in a trash can???
I’ve got some pretty good ones, but I don’t know that I’d go so far as to call them “great.”
Well I don’t love that
That poor guy. Learned in childhood that his name was spelled “Sean” but pronounced “Shawn,” then went on to apply that same pronunciation to everything.
A shame, really.
this is hell
if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
I remember learning about Roman vomitoriums (which are really just a modern myth anyway: www.scientificamerican.com/article/purg...) and thinking, “What kind of depraved society would do something like this?”
And now I know. It’s this one.
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”
High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
JOHN AND THE SCOTTS
SCOTTY MOE’S
…OK WE CAN WORKSHOP THE NAME LATER
LET’S MAKE ART, JOHN
I FEEL THIS IN MY BONES
Sorry to shout-skeet, just…yes, all of this, yes
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
Why are seemingly intelligent people so willing to ascribe sentience to a mathematical formula that predicts the likelihood of the next word in each sentence based on trained pattern recognition??
When a toddler “talks like daddy” we don’t assume the kid is suddenly a VP of Finance. 🤦♂️
Was also his WHAT and WHAT
This headline really hits you with a big finale
A civilized country with an actual, functioning government would not leave critical public health research to private industry.
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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The house passed the SAVE Act last night. If you need to know more about why that’s bad and why we need to stop it in the senate, let me explain it to you (in comic form)!
aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/the-save-act
So the Plagiarism Machine known for hallucinating to fill in the gaps in missing data isn’t a doctor, you say?
🤦♂️
So glad I’m reading this AFTER I just had sinus surgery.
Terrifying.
This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
The Super Bowl ad that tried to make the surveillance state cute by showing how you can find your lost puppy was gross.
But I have cameras outside my house. My wife ran for local office and we had multiple people threaten our family online. So sometimes they ARE a necessity.
💯👇
Ok but seriously can we talk about the lack of windowsill pies?
Cartoons led me to believe that there would be pies cooling in windowsills everywhere. And not once have I see a windowsill pie.
Were they ever a real thing? Maybe we should start a campaign to make them fashionable again.
Seeing a few mentions of some of my favorites already: Company and She Loves Me.
I’ll go with Jesus Christ Superstar. I remember the first time I saw a production, that was the song that ended up stuck in my head.
In fact, he’s right. But the “really hard criminals” are the dudes wearing the tactical cosplay and masks and terrorizing American citizens.
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
