Oh hey it’s Em

The Piranesi / Grand Designs crossover still makes me laugh every time I think about it, 10/10

Happy Halloweekend, I asked everyone for their spooky rpg reccs and they said "fuck off wretch" and "I'm not doing that"

Here's the list 🧵

That’s SO COOL!!!

A graph of a giraffe. The x axis is length, the y axis is height, the head is obviously top right of the graph as it is the apex of both stats

Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks

I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.

There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

A picture of a foggy street

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.

tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

Is there any joy like thinking tickets are sold out then finding out they just went up late?? (Yes I am going to see Operation Mincemeat for the 6th time tonight. Yes I am screaming about it)

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

"The London cast of Dippy" makes it sound like it transferred from Broadway

my body is a machine that turns purchased TTRPGS into unplayed TTRPGSs

Timeline cleanser 🐈

Just wait till they introduce ego and superego cards

John Rich & The Big Picture is serialized online m/m romcom novel that begins updating NEXT WEEK. ✨🎉

1. Tell all of your friends. ✏️
2. Read it here: www.okjohnrich.site ✏️
3. Or read it here: www.tumblr.com/okjohnrich ✏️

In a world...

Where diacritics...

Are strictly forbidden...

One man...

Is about to discover...

That you can't make an umlaut...

Without breaking regs...

YAY thank you hi Artemis and Tati and Yibo! :D

Can we see the cats? 👀

Panel 1. The word Énouement is written in white, against a dark field of stars. The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows defines énouement as "the bittersweetness of having arrived here in the future, where you can finally get the answers to how things turn out in the real world—who your baby sister would become, what your friends would end up doing, where your choices would lead you, exactly when you’d lose the people you took for granted—which is priceless intel that you instinctively want to share with anybody who hadn’t already made the journey, as if there was some part of you who had volunteered to stay behind, who was still stationed at a forgotten outpost somewhere in the past, still eagerly awaiting news from the front." I think it's such a perfect word. Leave it to the French. My name, Samantha Richardson, sits in the corner of the panel, also written in white.

Panel 2: A child is asleep in a dark room. There is a stuffed dinosaur lying on top of them. A Dark Crystal poster hangs on the wall behind them, as well as a childish drawing of a T.rex. Panel 3: Same scene, but a crack of light, as if from an opened door, falls across the child. Panel 4: A person dressed in a long green coat and rolled-up pants stands in the middle of the room, which is again dark. The person is carrying a duffle bag. We see dinosaurs, books, and clothing strewn across the floor. The person says, "Hey." Panel 5: The person sits on the child's bed, and we see now she is a woman with brown hair, grown out from a purple coloring job. Panel 5: Close up on the woman, who, seeming to speak to the room in general, says, "So, I know how sad you are. I know how you cry yourself to sleep some nights." "I know how angry you feel." "How scared."

Panel 7: The woman picks up the stuffed dinosaur, which is green with widely-spaced, thin, purple stripe. She holds it almost timidly. Panel 8: Close-up on the dinosaur head, which has a plaid white and blue patch sewn onto the neck. The woman says, "I know what the years that are coming are going to be like." "And I am so sorry." Panel 9: The woman holds the dinosaur gently to her cheek, and a darkness seems to gather behind her. Panel 10: The darkness coalesces into a cloud over her head, and the woman buries her face into the dinosaur's back, hugging it tightly. Panel 11: The woman pulls her face away from the stuffed dinosaur, and the dark cloud appears to break up. Panel 12: The woman straightens, tears running down her face. The cloud dissipates. Panel 13: The woman offers a small smile, still crying. She says, "But..."

Panel 14: There is a Boba Fett toy on the floor, a sock, a toy T.rex, and 2 issues of The Uncanny X-men comics, issues 167 and 168. The woman continues, "...You're going to have good times, too. You'll have amazing friends." Panel 15: More floor. In this panel there is a blue, hard-back cover of The Book of Mormon, and a red scripture-marking pencil. The woman says, "You're going to serve a mission in Portugal. You're gonna fall in love." Panel 16: The top of a night stand, we see a small plastic sauropod, a green army man with a bazooka, and an orange Swedish Dala horse. The woman's dialog reads: "You're going to visit Sweden. A lot." Panel 17: Floor again, where a plastic two-headed dragon battles a knight and ranger. More dialog: "And...Dungeons and Dragons. It's totally going to change your life." Panel 18: The woman is reaching hesitantly towards the child. The woman says, "And there's Jurassic Park, and SO many superhero movies, even if the X-men ones are kinda terrible."

Moving all my stuff into a new place.

This comic is one of the only things I have done that I actually feel proud of,

It's such an odd feeling.

But I love it.

And I love you, so I thought I would share it with you.

1/2

Why did the palindrome cross the road?

To get a map a mate got.

#palindrome

tv show about a human-looking alien who crashes their ship into a mansion and gets hired as the butler, call it Uncanny Valet

NE VER MORE MORE MORE
Says the raven in my room
By my door door door
It's symbolic of my gloom
Of my loss, of my grief
I was in love but bae dropped dead
Now this bird's words are brief
It just repeats one word I dread

(Usually 'I misread this as' replies are an anathema to me but Guy gets a pass)

Sea glass 🌊✨

#seaglass #cat #painting #tiny

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Illustration of a woman with golden dreadlocs with goldfish spread around. Her eyes are closed. She's earing a golden headwrap and black and yellow top. Drawn by gdbeeart in 2023

GoldyLocs

human: I can’t believe moles can talk!
mole: I write books, too.
human: No way.
mole: Well, I will. I just need to buy this next humanskine to write it in.
human: this next what

Caught a glimpse of the title and it’s not a Fringe show 😭 now have a google alert set up for it though because I’m obsessed

On the train to the Edinburgh Fringe, which is to say the guy in front of me is reading an incredible script and I neeeed to find out what it is