emily rose 🐽

emily rose 🐽

@hotmilks.bsky.social

don’t judge me, i’m stoned

59 Followers 57 Following 41 Posts Joined Feb 2024
9 months ago

OF COURSE SEATTLE HAS A WORD FOR THIS

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9 months ago

if your response to “let’s schedule a doggy playdate!!” is “haha, well actually thats my parents dog, they live in *insert city 100 miles away*” im reporting you for catfishing

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9 months ago

that’s it, i’m gatekeeping. dudes making half their dating profiles about their parents dogs that live in a whole other county gotta stop. this is false advertising, if you’re not pickin up that dogs shit, paying for its food and vet bills, stop calling yourself a dog owner you are a dog enjoyer bro

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9 months ago

Cats (2019) was an inside job.

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1 year ago

((all i can hope for is that yall are doing well and if u do go back to RT i wish you only the best experience there, i hope you find great success))

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1 year ago

saying a prayer for all the ex-RT staff that just had their lives flash before their eyes

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1 year ago

i meant to respond to your story the other day to ask for the recipe, thank u for posting omg

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1 year ago

the older i get the more i understand why george harrison was my moms favorite beatle

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1 year ago

yo guys i was playing never have i ever with my crush and i said “never have i ever cried during sex” and they still havent responded what do i do

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1 year ago
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ok i caved, add me on tcgp

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1 year ago

crossposting this one bc i have too much faith in it

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1 year ago

sonic movie premieres are the gamer’s met gala

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

one of those “rewatch Her and cry during the sex scene again” kinda nights

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1 year ago

i wanna watch jojo rabbit but specifically with someone who has never seen it before and has no idea what to expect so i can watch them suffer as i did

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1 year ago

THANK YOU.

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1 year ago

MCR PLAYING AT TMOBILE?? AKA I CAN GET SHWASTED AND NOT HAVE TO DRIVE FROM TACOMA AND DEAL WITH THE DOME’S DOGASS ACOUSTICS??? EPIC

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1 year ago

i got into curlers bro and that shit is life changing i love these fuckin things

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1 year ago

absolutely, patience will do me good ((i got no time rn anyways))

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1 year ago

i am hearing Dragon Age: The Veilguard is actually very good and this may be the final push i need to get a next gen console

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1 year ago

i haven’t listened to it yet, i’m waiting until after my move bc im scared it might genuinely ruin me

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1 year ago

sending randoms on tinder “first date idea… help me move 🥺👉👈”

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1 year ago

this is genius i refuse to believe otherwise

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1 year ago

@apple think about it

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1 year ago

we need an interior design app where u give it a couple pics of ur space, ur furniture, some measurements and u can play around with different room setups to see how it could look

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1 year ago

taking bets on how many bruises i’ll have by the end of my move this weekend and spoiler, i’ve already gotten at least 3 packing tonight

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1 year ago

my first thought was “damn all these bands are still together??” but i have to wonder how many of these are like PATD! where only the lamest dude in the band is still around

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1 year ago

i do not think its a coincidence that all the girls that seem happiest after high school came out as lesbians after graduation

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1 year ago

whatever dark timeline i’m in that has me looping Idina Menzel’s vocals on the OG Wicked soundtrack over and over in my head… i would like to get off now please

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1 year ago

almost posted this on linkedin

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