Holy cow, that's adorable
Ok google, can cum ferment into booze
We were talking about which fish is the most fuckable
Strong words and fists
Pufferfish cum inflation, send tweet
Fr fr on God
No CAP
Have fun, friends.
I'll leave a thirty rack and some burritos on the back porch
Can you please deal with the voles while you're out there? Thanks
My new neighbor looks a little scruffy
Just give us UT2K4 on steroids
The world needs another Unreal Tournament game.
Man the latest Kitchen Nightmares episode is off the rails!
#abdl
I just got home a short while ago, and now that I'm unpacked and going over photos from the con, it's setting in a little. I've already got my room booked for next year, though! Already have something to look forward to. :)
Bro, I'm dumber than a sack of bricks
Sitting here having a small ice cream to stave off the PCD, and out of the corner of my eye, I notice a guy watching me. Every time I looked up, he'd look at me. After the third or fourth time, I turned to make full eye contact. It was a mirror. 🙃
I have such mixed emotions today. I'm happy, I'm sad. I had an amazing time, and I miss my friends. But also, an entire week of nonstop party was too much. I want to sleep in my own bed.
I'm still coming back next year. Hotel already booked. 😎
#gravydiaper
PCD setting in while still at the con is a new experience. Fuck.
Sex with me is an officially sanctioned event
Great, I'm going to be judged by the cuck council
Alive enough to post it
Ow
Denmark has the long toilet paper
Pants successfully peed in Denmark.
Add a pin to the map.
It's like... A licorice pearl, coated in chocolate, in a thin candy shell. A little crunchy, a little chewy. Texturally lovely.
I did manage to snag a few bags of my favorite candy while in Iceland!
Straight up just deleted Valentine's Day from my calendar and time warped into Sunday. It's now the middle of the day and I'm in Denmark.
I hate when I forget to unpack the shotgun from my golf bag
Come at me, TSA
