I'll leave a thirty rack and some burritos on the back porch
26.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll leave a thirty rack and some burritos on the back porch
26.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you please deal with the voles while you're out there? Thanks
26.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My new neighbor looks a little scruffy
26.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Just give us UT2K4 on steroids
26.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The world needs another Unreal Tournament game.
26.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Man the latest Kitchen Nightmares episode is off the rails!
#abdl
I just got home a short while ago, and now that I'm unpacked and going over photos from the con, it's setting in a little. I've already got my room booked for next year, though! Already have something to look forward to. :)
24.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bro, I'm dumber than a sack of bricks
24.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sitting here having a small ice cream to stave off the PCD, and out of the corner of my eye, I notice a guy watching me. Every time I looked up, he'd look at me. After the third or fourth time, I turned to make full eye contact. It was a mirror. 🙃
24.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
I have such mixed emotions today. I'm happy, I'm sad. I had an amazing time, and I miss my friends. But also, an entire week of nonstop party was too much. I want to sleep in my own bed.
I'm still coming back next year. Hotel already booked. 😎
#gravydiaper
22.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0PCD setting in while still at the con is a new experience. Fuck.
22.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sex with me is an officially sanctioned event
22.02.2026 12:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Great, I'm going to be judged by the cuck council
22.02.2026 11:12 — 👍 44 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Alive enough to post it
21.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ow
21.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 55 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0Denmark has the long toilet paper
16.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pants successfully peed in Denmark.
Add a pin to the map.
It's like... A licorice pearl, coated in chocolate, in a thin candy shell. A little crunchy, a little chewy. Texturally lovely.
15.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I did manage to snag a few bags of my favorite candy while in Iceland!
15.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Straight up just deleted Valentine's Day from my calendar and time warped into Sunday. It's now the middle of the day and I'm in Denmark.
15.02.2026 11:39 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I hate when I forget to unpack the shotgun from my golf bag
13.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Come at me, TSA
13.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 151 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 0Something like 18hrs of travel. Aaaaaahhh
13.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Packed. Ready. Slightly anxious.
Tomorrow gonna be a long day.
Actual advice 🔥🔥🔥
Thank!
Sports friends: Help. Give me lines to say during this Superbowl party that mask the fact I know nothing about football.
08.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0She would not have been able to pick me up lmao
06.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm hoping this is it and not just anxiety around needles. More water next time.
06.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oooof. That's a wildly uncomfortable experience. I think I'd prefer laying down for future draws now.
06.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
