This elephant became a child star in "Fantastia" and it was all downhill from there. Marula fruit addiction, spending time in seedy oxpecker bars, rebelling against the matriarch. Tragic, really.

How noble!

So why are you here?🤭

I also forget to open it for a few days 😂😂😂 I guess twitter really has a chokehold on us like that

Are Zimbabweans just not feeling this app? I’m tired of seeing Americans posts tbh😂

The worst thing is the anxiety of having your details out there in the abyss and not knowing when or how the scammers intend to use them😩😩

Okay I just came from the bank. I didn’t lose any money thanks to their robust cyber security but I still emptied my account just in case and replaced the card😅

Yes indoda must make his woman feel strong😂😂😂

Yho. At my big big age? What an idiot😂

Under no circumstances should you win!

I just fell for a scam and I’m so upset with myself😭😭😭

There’s a woman who sued her husband’s side for ruining her marriage and she was awarded $20k in damages by the High Court. Ana vahosi are up😭😭😭

Three weeks to go

Now who the fuck bought all the Don Julio in Harare bro???😩😩

So I need to build my swimming endurance to swim but I need to swim to build my swimming endurance. What gives?😩

Kungodai, chaputika. Pano neapo, chaputika😂😂

It’s like I’m playing minesweeper honestly 💀

When you realize that in Manchester right now sunrise is 818 and sunset is 349, it explains a lot about the English.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This organisation has quite literally been breadcrumbing me for half a year😭😭😭

As always, everyone’s needs coming before mine🥲

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Never😂😂😂

But they’ll find besties and you taught us that’s the same🤭

Mhaaa?😭😭

I’m just glad you can actually see quotes on here 😂