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@thematterbaby.bsky.social

If you perceived me, no you didn’t.

16 Followers  |  22 Following  |  12 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.5926

Latest posts by thematterbaby.bsky.social on Bluesky


🎢Jack Frost nipping at my balls🎢

03.12.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

On God I just wanna be part of your symphony

01.12.2024 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flint?

01.12.2024 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me when I have to turn the boil on

30.11.2024 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look at dis dood brah

30.11.2024 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing bonds people more than vocal stimming together

29.11.2024 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gay son or intrusive thought daughter?

22.11.2024 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t care what you say. I’m not eating something called a dump cake

21.11.2024 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And don’t forget no matter how bad you think it is, it’s always much, much worse

21.11.2024 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I’m me and you’re you…. then who’s driving the car?!?!

21.11.2024 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They just don’t make movies like they used to. And by that I mean having an American Idol parody as a bonus feature on Shrek 2

21.11.2024 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.”

21.11.2024 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?

20.11.2024 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5038    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 17

Linda McMahon. Was Wile E Coyote unavailable.

20.11.2024 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5652    πŸ” 367    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 19

Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me

19.11.2024 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3466    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 455    πŸ“Œ 74

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