Sins of William

“Ugh dont get friendly with me. I dispise humans”

Some things never change..

“I am..me”

He shrugs.

“That’s all there is”

Then he tensed. A hug? Hmm.

He'd wrap an arm around the deity lifting him in the hug.

“We can figure this out. Trial and error or whatever”

“Pft.. Ok, that’s fair. It’s the same as me. Stronger than you look”

He tapped his chin “doubt I’d be able to be a huge monster. But anything unknown can make a great headline”

A bit of Envy peeked out at the idea. Chaos was always fun.

“I think it made me human. Or as close as a monster like me can become…”

He shrugs.

“I've died a lot. There is so much trauma you couldn't comprehend it”

Monster!”

Will laughed to himself then shrugged.

“You lifted me. I haven't met anyone who was able to do so. So maybe I dont weigh as much as I thought..”

Suddenly, he realized he had to wear warm clothes during winter.

“Oh, I'm gonna light on fire during winter…”

The sin sat in thought for a moment.

“Hmm, that could work. Oh, maybe I can use magic now. I've learned a few things.. With a tie directly to chaos now I.…..can bypass rules.”

He placed his hand over his heart absently.

“Maybe I can alter my weight. Oh, maybe I can turn into a giant sea-

“I got lit on fire a bunch so my nerves are shot. Can't feel much of anything. Thankfully I can just…heal if I want to feel”

— full time…you’ll need that for the snow. Because this area has a very bad winter”

“I can be anything or anyone so long as it’s smaller than my natural form. Ring a bell? The downside is my weight. I can’t change it soo…”

In crackling crimson, he wrapped a scarf around the god's neck.

Black with small crimson designs to represent the humuculous.

“If you plan to live here-

“Sure if you can feel the temperature difference. I just like the sound.”

“It’s just a fire in a fireplace. Nothing special.”

“Majora..”

His hand ghosted over it, never touching but tracing each brush stroke.

“And here I am empty-handed. Way to make me look bad” he snickered.

He walked over, his usual cocky smirk fading into a stunned look. Stunned briefly before he spoke.

“It really is beautiful pointy…”

He couldn't think of anything to say. He hadn't seen the ocean like this. After all, he sank into the dark anytime he tried. Maybe he will try one more time.

“Damn it Majora. I didn't get you anything”

“Oh, I'm gonna use this to mess with you for as long as I can. And this time I made the bed bigger… so you can steal my warmth like a damn cat. If I'm not sleeping by the fire….room is a bit bland though..”

He goes back to looking around the room.

He used alchemy to add another room to the cabin. /With/ a bed… no excuse for someone to move him from the warmth of the fire…

“I sink. So I can't really enjoy the whole swimming thing. Maybe for a distance I can enjoy it.”

He observed him for a moment.

“Anywhere dark works just fine”

“He is not my favorite pipsqueak. Distant relative at best”

He crossed his arms and huffed.

“I dont have a preference. Never cared much for the ocean”

“Mhm, a tiny bug. Shrimp. The bug of the ocean”

He smiled, lifting his hand from the other. He wasn't sure if it was a compliment or an insult himself.

“Weird. So an entirely unique sense?”

“I always had a feeling that you were a bug!” A small laugh followed by a pat on the head.

“Let me guess magic?”

“You mean the seams? I choose to keep em. Makes me cuter.”

He shifts back to himself. Standing in front of the deity.

“Like those horns of yours. Something that makes me stand out. Outside the ouroboros mark”

“Congratulations. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Or whatever”

“Well, it is a lot of power. I mean once I got that power I could bypass the laws of my realm. So I get it I do. Even though the statement was intended for one very nosy deity in particular.”

He shifts into a cat. Black fur with purple eyes. Even the three connected red dots on his forehead.

“I can be a cat though. Or a bird. Or you”

“Yeah, I'm well aware. If you were perfect you'd have left me alone. At my fire…to sleep”

Smug smile

“Who knew gods could be brats..tsk”

"I'll show you the power of sardines!"

Literate Lord Valvatorez
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Penned by Nikto
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The Russian word for sardine is "sardina".

Conner the android sent by Cyberlife.