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Constantly disappointing myself.

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The guy is a despot. why is everyone with any power pretending there's some grand strategy he forgot to tell them?

02.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ, Ken, just oppose the war, not the process.

02.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1398    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 10
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Platner sat for lengthy interview with antisemitic conspiracy theorist, said he was β€˜longtime fan’ of his show Weeks before Graham Platner promoted an antisemitic conspiracy theorist in a now-deleted social media post on Thursday, the controversial Maine Senate candidate appeared on a popular YouTube show whos...

We should probably start believing people’s tattoos when they say they are nazis.

01.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says he's thinking of putting Republican Senator Ted Cruz on Supreme Court President Donald Trump on Friday said he was considering nominating Republican Senator Ted Cruz for a future seat on the U.S. Supreme Court, although Cruz last month said he was not interested.

Ted Cruz is the only person you could put on the court that would make Kavanaugh look like an intellectual giant.

01.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Better than Newsom, but not still too centrist.

01.03.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bari Weiss’s Twitter photo is so unsettling, and I’m not 100% sure why.

01.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Not this pope, way too woke for Rossy

01.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10431    πŸ” 1952    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 81

The Atlantic just keeps Atlanticing

Publishing bullshit by idiots who go by all three of their names.

01.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some people are just too dumb to be a part of society.

Ross Douthat is one of those people.

01.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair

28.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we take a moment and talk about how unhinged it is to not only declare war on Iran but to do it while wearing a baseball cap?

28.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Somewhere in hell right now, Henry Kissinger is smiling.

28.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are no good guys in AI

28.02.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chief Justice Blake

27.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.

Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.

Four giants control 80% of meat processing.

The evidence of corporate consolidation is everywhere.

It means more power for them and less freedom for you.

27.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11889    πŸ” 4747    πŸ’¬ 599    πŸ“Œ 306

She was on Daily Harvest payroll, meanwhile they were sending their customers to the hospital because of contaminated food and actively covering it up.

26.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

Dude is a total knob

26.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Gavin Newsom gray hair slicked back in front of some stained glass during TV interview. Chyron reads: 
NEWSOM: NEW REPORTING ABOUT EPSTEIN FILES "PRETTY DAMN ALARMING"

LIVE>9:13
The Briefing with Jen Psaki
COMING UP
NEWSOM ON CONCERNS ABOUT TRUMP TRYING TO ILLEGALLY STAY IN POWER
MSNOW

Screenshot of Gavin Newsom gray hair slicked back in front of some stained glass during TV interview. Chyron reads: NEWSOM: NEW REPORTING ABOUT EPSTEIN FILES "PRETTY DAMN ALARMING" LIVE>9:13 The Briefing with Jen Psaki COMING UP NEWSOM ON CONCERNS ABOUT TRUMP TRYING TO ILLEGALLY STAY IN POWER MSNOW

πŸ‘You win some…

πŸ‘Žand you Newsom.

26.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A NyQuil tonic

25.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to the bottle of NyQuil that saved me from the State of the Union last night.

25.02.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

That reverse also is true, the Democrats who lost were all centrists as well

25.02.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what about when Obama wore a tan suit?

25.02.2026 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I would pay so much money to watch Trump try to ice skate.

24.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the Roberts Court Is Actually Trying to Accomplish It’s not about Trump.

β€œthe larger project the Roberts Court seems to have undertaken is reining in the power of the presidency and making the president more politically accountable.”

Reading the Atlantic is a nightmarish fever dream.

Roberts has spent decades fucking our democracy, and they want us to say thank you.

24.02.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

We all should have known we were fucked the minute we let a dude named Brett on the Supreme Court.

24.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

Centrist candidates do not win over independents and moderates.

All they do alienate progressives.

24.02.2026 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And then he got drafted 3rd overall by the Toronto Raptors. I was so proud of him for making it to the league.

24.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The softest neck

22.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is definitely right that there is no way Chuck Schumer can cook a cheeseburger.

22.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1