Escargot Fuck Yourself

I would rather wipe with sandpaper than continue to have to listen to Gavin Newsom pretend to not be a reactionary.

Key Iraq War Architect at White House as Iran War Rages Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has urged Trump to “take care” of Iran.

For fucks sake

He is already gearing up for couch cosplay.

To be fair, I would love if someone pantsed Lindsey Graham

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

How is this not disqualifying?

Remember how Howard Dean’s career was ended because he yelled once?

There is a 90% chance that Kristi Noem is currently shooting a dog.

Doesn’t the homeland already feel more secure with the brave hero at the helm?

John Fetterman is an absolute dirtbag.

Also, he looks like a………..nope, I’m not going to go there.

What wrong Meghan? Don’t you like the smell of being cool?

YouTube video by WebstarVEVO Webstar, Young B - Chicken Noodle Soup ft. AG aka The Voice of Harlem

Yeah but only to Chicken Noodle Soup

Desert Brain

He already beat Crocket, that’s the point of the article.

I am a Crocket supporter, but she lost the nomination.

James Talarico will defeat Jasmine Crockett to win Democratic primary in Texas Senate race, CNN projects | CNN Politics State Rep. James Talarico will win the Democratic primary for US Senate in Texas, CNN’s Decision Desk projects, placing a once little-known state legislator at the top of the party’s ticket for the ge...

Look, I hope Talarico wins the general election.

However,

I’m annoyed and generally just don’t like the guy.

I’ll get over it.

While they are pro-life death penalty advocates, capitalist tariff supporters, small government police stans, and states’ rights supporters who want the federal government to ban aborshion & gender-affirming care.

No one other that a college libertarian actually believes in this kind of absolutism

History’s one good Brett

Opinion | How to Think About Trump’s War With Iran

“What if we publish an article about the War in Iran by the guy who was consistently the most wrong about the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?”
-New York Times Editors

Am I losing my god damn mind?

Netanyahu has been a far-right radical for his entire adult life.

The Atlantic has completely lost the plot.

Only the best and brightest.

I am trying to stay positive in these dark times.

I just keep reminding myself that William Rehnquist is still dead and still burning in hell.

It helps.

The guy is a despot. why is everyone with any power pretending there's some grand strategy he forgot to tell them?

Jesus Christ, Ken, just oppose the war, not the process.

Platner sat for lengthy interview with antisemitic conspiracy theorist, said he was ‘longtime fan’ of his show Weeks before Graham Platner promoted an antisemitic conspiracy theorist in a now-deleted social media post on Thursday, the controversial Maine Senate candidate appeared on a popular YouTube show whos...

We should probably start believing people’s tattoos when they say they are nazis.

Trump says he's thinking of putting Republican Senator Ted Cruz on Supreme Court President Donald Trump on Friday said he was considering nominating Republican Senator Ted Cruz for a future seat on the U.S. Supreme Court, although Cruz last month said he was not interested.

Ted Cruz is the only person you could put on the court that would make Kavanaugh look like an intellectual giant.

Better than Newsom, but not still too centrist.

Bari Weiss’s Twitter photo is so unsettling, and I’m not 100% sure why.

Not this pope, way too woke for Rossy

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

The Atlantic just keeps Atlanticing

Publishing bullshit by idiots who go by all three of their names.

Some people are just too dumb to be a part of society.

Ross Douthat is one of those people.

Fair