Ayin.

Listen... I'm on the "Recovering from Nothing There Breaching" grindset. Please don't be mean to me.

Oh... well, time to sound the Seventh Trumpet.

Join my Corporation

It's... fine. Nothing you could control.

Seems I have a lot of notifications. Let's see heee...

...oh.

...I'm not that good with words, and it's a complicated story, especially to tell straight to Kali's face... And Carmen might be able to put it in a more... More easily digestible way. A softer way.
Kali's much more lenient with her than me, anyhow. Good friends and all.

WAIT THEM USING THE STRAWPAGE IMPLIES THEY HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET. SOMEONE GAVE NOTHING THERE A PHONE. OH MY WINGS. OH. MY. FUCKING. WINGS.

...Something doesn't seem right here.

...Good. Yes, good. Mhm.

What do you wantOH MY GOD HI CARMEN HIIII

DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES, ALL OF THESE WILL KILL YOU. ESPECIALLY THE PLAGUE DOCTOR. DON'T GO NEAR THE PLAGUE DOCTOR.

Yes, you were. Now give me that cactus.

Good point. Just wondering if it's really a smart move to give Abnormalities access to social media... especially if more of them start learning to use the cameras.

Unless they give Ppodae one. Then I will be fine with this.

So it's abundantly clear someone is giving Abnormalities phones, with just how many have accounts on this site. I have no idea who is giving them phones, but I will find who and punish them accordingly.

Oh. Uh. Hm. Er... Hm. Ah... Um. Uh. Hm.
Oh would you look at the time! It's cactus tending hours. Bye bye.

While those gun sounds are fun, they give me tinnitus after a while, so no.

Wait. WAIT. WAIT NO NO NO NO NO

I'd like to see you try.

Ding-da da da ding... doot doot-doo-doot doo, doot doo... Bong.
Ding-da da da ding... doot doot-doo-doot doo, doot doo... Bong.

You know for me it started out a bit repetitive but it really has grown on me over my work hours. Can't get those dings out my head.

Apologies for the late reply.

No.

STOP BLOWING MY AGENTS UP.

Oh, right. That one. I hate it too.

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

I don't have to answer that question, because the answer is most definitely not water for my cacti and dog food for Ppodae. Good day.

You're bold to assume therapy would exist here in any way that helps or is readily affordable.

I will hire that smokey guns-man to shoot you to nothing.

You're so lucky you do not breach.