Utterly Vapid

Molly Gordon is so talented and funny and I am free any time if you ever want to meet for coffee or drinks idk hit me up

The whole Sydney Sweeney thing My genes are kinda grossed out.

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What is Your Source? Alternative title: Why is everyone so damn stupid now?

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Thank god Chappell Roan released a good song this year.

In uni, I got high exactly once, became super paranoid, and hid in a toilet stall with my feet up against the door for over an hour.

I have never used Touch ID on any device because it’s one less reason for someone to cut off my fingers.

I think everyone is being weird about ‘Emilia Pérez’, which is a movie that mostly fails because nobody in it can sing and the songs are bad. But it’s also not uniquely awful? And there’s a lot of stuff it does very well.

Lady Gaga showing up in the ‘Fat, Juicy & Wet’ music video is the closest thing we’ve had to ‘Artpop: Part Two’.

Inside you is one wolf because the other caught blood plague.

Of course he did

Nasty Girl - Full Mix Inaya Day · Nasty Girl · Song · 2004

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you all like sexism too much bc why were u lot so excited to contribute to a misogynistic smear campaign in the name of The CW’s Justin Baldoni

Also I adore Miranda, the only person with sense. And class.

Two episodes into season two of SatC and Charlotte is leering at belly dancers because she’s clearly into women.

That trio never stops whinging

Comedy comes in all forms.

Remember the episode of Smallville where the girl gets an experimental plastic surgery that causes serotonin spikes that she passes on to people orally that cause them to see their faces as very scarred? The moral is supposed to be that beauty is what’s inside. That doesn’t come across.

I hope they make her announce the award but it’s Andre 3000

Is Kamala still brat?

Day out.

Emilia Pérez should probably have been a straight drama but it’s too late now.

and fuck johnny depp

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

Inspiration kinda

I have like 5 painting in progress because oils take forever to dry

My final Wicked prediction is that neither Ariana nor Cynthia get Oscar noms but it gives them momentum to get noms next year for Part II. But only 1 of them. Most likely Cynthia

I think you’re right but it would be hilarious if Jonathan Bailey snuck in there over them. He does have a fairly juicy role for Part II.

There are too many omens of end times. Let’s edit, God!

Bringing #energy to BlueSky.

Painting…