Lex

Me when I was a wrestler

Dick Fight Island

Obvious by oklou is gnome music I kinda love it 🧙🏽‍♂️

Not the girls at my job not flushing after pissing…what kind of unlady like frat house behavior is this🫣

I do appreciate softies very much, love them

Not me just now finding out cookie tookie passed I hate this wtf

Nobody from work told me we had a later start time today so now I’m sitting in the parking lot when I really could be sleeping in right now oh I’m going to war

I can’t stop sniffing my own armpits this is sooooo

that’s a really cute phallus

Indeed

This video always sends me

Art by Tim White for Roger Zelazny’s The Chronicles of Amber series of fantasy books

Anyone else like to sit in the bathroom while their SO is taking a shower and be the vibe curator/DJ

Bew

Driving for a long time gives me a glimpse into what it must feel like to tuck like how do dolls do this on the daily I’m hovering over my seat for some relief, there should be cup-holder like spaces in drivers seat for the meat to gently rest in

Ahhh yes sunday

The bond this thai waitress and I have feels like we were good sisters in a past life

The way I just wanna go home and play on github

So, what now?

The way its 3 am and I’m awake only bc of a WD about Hasan Piker I feel so indecorous like how does this still happen at the ripeness of 27

😭

Men will take nice dicks pics, LOVELY dick pics, but then nails will be long as hell and it just ruins it like ok wicked:/

Kelela could just sing a bunch of oo’s and ahh’s and thatd be enough for me

Docking too

Indeed