ⁿᵉᵒ⁻ᵖᵉˢˢⁱᵐⁱˢᵗ ᵖʰⁱˡᵒˢᵒᵖʰᵉʳ’ˢ ˢᵗᵒⁿᵉ

Straight to the SheMecca

Bitch came in on that Mortal Kombat DLC adrenaline rush — I hope you rectified the situation with a swift temple chop and a double leg sweep tbh. Bitch deserves a headache.

Snatchola DuBecca

Shoulda gave em the what for!!

It’s like egalitarian Halloween featuring the most versatile and creativity-encouraging cookies known to man. Make em whatever flavor you can think of! Last year i did pistachio, the year before was matcha.

Purim

Is ATLAS one of the Kachinas foretold by the Pueblo people?

Okay here I am bitching and I can just buy my stupid nausea drugs on the internet. Now I really don’t need doctors!!!

Then again this is America. Some SOB probably snorted this through a straw and died a violent convulsive death or whatever so now everybody else has to play this shitty game.

It should not be this hard and expensive to get a hold of basic medications in this country — why do I need to involve like 3 parties just to dispense 20 ondansetron tablets? I throw up sporadically, it’s my thing. So I need unfettered access to this BASIC medication at all times.

Plus like iPhones haven't evolved much in nearly a decade and you can swipe up a used one for a few hundred dollars, as opposed to the rich assholes that feel the need to buy brand new tech the instant it drops. Am I to use a rotary phone in its stead???

Agonizing to turn out with psychological traits of your parents, regardless of how present they were during development. These two couldn't stand each other, and *I'm* 50/50 each??

Adds another morbid dimension to treif / unkosher. Haram, even.

*tinfoil crinkling*

People have been reporting UAP with green and orange-red lights for decades, they are NOT commercially available drones!

Cannot believe Studio Killers was 2013, shit felt like it was from the future. That and Gorillaz really cemented an era in my life.

to the rat gonif that has my wallet in Portland,,,

you will BURN

Tell me why people are setting off fireworks in this dumbass little town tonight

Halluhween?? It’s Spooky Shabbat, actually.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡟⢻⣿⡟⢻⣧
⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣇⣸⣿⣇⣸⣿ boo!!!
⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿ have a
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣼⣿⣿⠇ spooky
⢿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀night 👻
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Brooke Rollins: "My message to America is your government is failing you right now ... we have failed you."

a parasensory experience that I wish I did not taste.

10/10 for literally making me squirm lmao

Anyway the aliens are the fckin good guys in this story no matter how many cattle they butcher or people they snatch -- we are a primitive, warmongering tribal species that is actively destroying our one and only livable habitat. They can ray gun whoever tf they want!!!

Did you double check that all connected peripherals were NOT a whippets canister? 🧐

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Signing a credit card receipt with a signet ring

Right-wing "Christians" are now calling the Beatitudes "woke garbage."

We are through the looking glass, people, where compassion is Marxism, empathy is heresy, and Christ himself would be banned from his own church for feeding the wrong crowd.

Please understand that people will not be "going without SNAP/EBT/food stamps" - people will be going without FOOD.

Actually and literally.

Unhindered view of the ego within

Folks that have never knowingly met a diaspora Jew donning SS tattoos, meanwhile folks like me would require thumbscrews to even admit to being a descendant of Colonel Longstreet.